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Was that Barry Satan from Borehamwood?Originally posted by Lucifer Boxneutron stars 40,000 light years from Earth were put there by Satan
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Now, now, Owl, you should know that neutron stars 40,000 light years from Earth were put there by Satan to deceive weak-minded non-believers into eternal torment. Take no notice of this so-called "scientific" claptrap.Originally posted by OwlHootLooks more like a neutron star to me. I wouldn't try touching that cross, Chico. The huge magnetic fields will have induced currents that make it very hot! (see http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0521080832.htm )
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Looks more like a neutron star to me. I wouldn't try touching that cross, Chico. The huge magnetic fields will have induced currents that make it very hot! (see http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0521080832.htm )Originally posted by xoggothHey CL! I took a picture of a shimmering light just like that one behind your cross
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Hey CL! I took a picture of a shimmering light just like that one behind your cross on my mobile phone the other night. I think the good lord was trying to communicate with me and point out the error of my atheist ways. Or was it just the bedside light shining on the sheets though my glass of vodka?
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