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  • Marina
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Can't really stop long as am off for a lobster dinner, ..
    Best of luck, and let's hope it's nothing like that honeymoon lobster dinner in the film Steptoe and Son

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  • wobbegong
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    Congrats RH.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I've never heard it called a lobster dinner before.

    Must be an euphemism with which I'm not familiar...
    Did she "make it snappy" ?

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Can everyone remember to raise a glass to him tomorrow (I'll raise several glasses!) - it's the big day!!

    Hope it all goes well RH
    Wow - cheers CM, and everyone!

    Can't really stop long as am off for a lobster dinner, having just spent the day ambling along a tropical beach and investigating the facilities at this amazing hotel. Wifi reception is crap from the villa we're staying in, so am by the bar with a mojito. Probably just as well really, as the new wife (still a shock saying that) won't want me online all the time.

    Amazing wedding. Just amazing. Words can't do it justice. She scrubs up well, I'll tell you that for sure. Great food, atmosphere, everything.

    Thanks for the thoughts CUKers, keep on invoicing!!

    RH

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Dunno about sh*tting yourself, but hot weather brings on the sweats, especially if you've been on the piss the previous night.
    Yep, although I am a firm believer on having your stag do the night before the wedding.

    None of this week before or month before tulip. You need the fear (and so does the Mrs) that you may not make it to the altar.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Good weather for sh*tting yourself?

    Surely colder temperatures are better for that sort of thing?
    Dunno about sh*tting yourself, but hot weather brings on the sweats, especially if you've been on the piss the previous night.

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  • NickFitz
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    Congrats RH!

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Although does seem like nice weather for it.
    Good weather for sh*tting yourself?

    Surely colder temperatures are better for that sort of thing?

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Something like that should not happen to RH...
    Who's covering the shipping forecast while he's on his honeymoon?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Can everyone remember to raise a glass to him tomorrow (I'll raise several glasses!) - it's the big day!!

    Hope it all goes well RH
    Something like that should not happen to RH...

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Although does seem like nice weather for it.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    I wonder if he's tulipting it yet?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Ah bless him - good luck lad!!!

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  • PAH
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    Send us a postcard.

    Want to make sure the postman isn't having it away with my 'educational' dvds as well as next door's missus. My IQ is dropping by the minute. Going to look at a cave in the morning, Wilmslow's put me off all these mod cons. En-suite!? Stuff it up your terradactyl.

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  • bogeyman
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    Congrats young ninja squirrel

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