Reply to: Should men be compelled....

[PAH]

This is heading for light relief.

There is a joke in there somewhere.

We've all gone blind.

[Xenophon]

You'll have to lend me those movies sometime.

[The Lone Gunman]

This is heading for light relief.

There is a joke in there somewhere.

[PAH]

You tweaked her nipples and the radio got louder.

You'll have to lend me those movies sometime.

[PAH]

You asked your mum why she was driving around with her norks out.

[Xenophon]

You tweaked her nipples and the radio got louder.

[BA to the Stars]

You asked her whether she wanted unleaded?

[Chugnut]

True story, I once worked in a petrol station in the countryside where I had to go out and fill the cars up. One day a car pulls in and go round to the drivers side to ask the driver how much they wanted me to put in. The driver was a lady she was sitting there with shades on and her top / bra off with norks on display. I was a young 17-18 she must of been mid 30's. I wont tell you what happened .....

You asked her to try the horn?

[Xenophon]

You asked her where to stick the nozzle?

That would have been the line to use.

[oracleslave]

True story, I once worked in a petrol station in the countryside where I had to go out and fill the cars up. One day a car pulls in and go round to the drivers side to ask the driver how much they wanted me to put in. The driver was a lady she was sitting there with shades on and her top / bra off with norks on display. I was a young 17-18 she must of been mid 30's. I wont tell you what happened .....

You asked her where to stick the nozzle?

[Bumfluff]

you spunked in your shorts?

Nah I pretended I hadnt noticed and did nothing just filled her car up then she drove off.
What an idot I was it was a total come on from her.

[The Lone Gunman]

True story, I once worked in a petrol station in the countryside where I had to go out and fill the cars up. One day a car pulls in and go round to the drivers side to ask the driver how much they wanted me to put in. The driver was a lady she was sitting there with shades on and her top / bra off with norks on display. I was a young 17-18 she must of been mid 30's. I wont tell you what happened .....

You had to clean her car door as well as fill her up?

[Spacecadet]

True story, I once worked in a petrol station in the countryside where I had to go out and fill the cars up. One day a car pulls in and go round to the drivers side to ask the driver how much they wanted me to put in. The driver was a lady she was sitting there with shades on and her top / bra off with norks on display. I was a young 17-18 she must of been mid 30's. I wont tell you what happened .....

you spunked in your shorts?

[Bumfluff]

True story, I once worked in a petrol station in the countryside where I had to go out and fill the cars up. One day a car pulls in and go round to the drivers side to ask the driver how much they wanted me to put in. The driver was a lady she was sitting there with shades on and her top / bra off with norks on display. I was a young 17-18 she must of been mid 30's. I wont tell you what happened .....

[PAH]

Mine are bigger

Looks like she prefers the permed look rather than dreadlocks.