Should men be compelled....

[The Lone Gunman]

A couple of summers ago I was driving home on the last day of school term. The local 6th form girls (about 15 of em) had decided to dress as Britney. Tied up shirts short skirts knee length socks.
Just as I get to them they all mooned me. All wearing thongs though a couple looked like nothing at all.
Never mind crashing the car, it took me a week to clean up. I have never stopped smiling.

[PAH]

A couple of summers ago I was driving home on the last day of school term. The local 6th form girls (about 15 of em) had decided to dress as Britney. Tied up shirts short skirts knee length socks.
Just as I get to them they all mooned me. All wearing thongs though a couple looked like nothing at all.
Never mind crashing the car, it took me a week to clean up. I have never stopped smiling.

It's times like those I bet you wish you had a photographic memory. Nature can be so cruel.

Fortunately I've got a good imagination, so I was there too!

[sasguru]

I was at a set of lights the other day, and there was a quite good looking woman waiting to cross. She got the green-man but didn't move off. She was looking in my general direction so I waved and called out that she had the green man. She called back that she was mesmerized by my legs, and smiled sweetly.

threaded in "it takes two to tango" mode.

"and then I woke up"

[Xenophon]

"and then I woke up"

sticky man-junk covered my torso
i was alone
alone, but happy

[Sausage Surprise]

Threaded I'm mesmerised by all those gorgeous, um, sausages in your avatar

Mine are bigger

[PAH]

Mine are bigger

Looks like she prefers the permed look rather than dreadlocks.

[Bumfluff]

True story, I once worked in a petrol station in the countryside where I had to go out and fill the cars up. One day a car pulls in and go round to the drivers side to ask the driver how much they wanted me to put in. The driver was a lady she was sitting there with shades on and her top / bra off with norks on display. I was a young 17-18 she must of been mid 30's. I wont tell you what happened .....

[Spacecadet]

True story, I once worked in a petrol station in the countryside where I had to go out and fill the cars up. One day a car pulls in and go round to the drivers side to ask the driver how much they wanted me to put in. The driver was a lady she was sitting there with shades on and her top / bra off with norks on display. I was a young 17-18 she must of been mid 30's. I wont tell you what happened .....

you spunked in your shorts?

[The Lone Gunman]

True story, I once worked in a petrol station in the countryside where I had to go out and fill the cars up. One day a car pulls in and go round to the drivers side to ask the driver how much they wanted me to put in. The driver was a lady she was sitting there with shades on and her top / bra off with norks on display. I was a young 17-18 she must of been mid 30's. I wont tell you what happened .....

You had to clean her car door as well as fill her up?

[Bumfluff]

you spunked in your shorts?

Nah I pretended I hadnt noticed and did nothing just filled her car up then she drove off.
What an idot I was it was a total come on from her.