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original PM replied

25 April 2008, 15:37
why do I never get drug dealers coming to my house to give me drugs

I am off to do some crime!
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PAH replied

25 April 2008, 13:50
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

If I were you I'd take it where you can get it and be grateful.

Fortunately for you, you're not me. Count your lucky stars. Mine all seem to have died off already.
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Xenophon replied

25 April 2008, 13:44
Originally posted by PAH View Post

It's really only the thoughts of getting buggered in the shower that really deters people these days.

If I were you I'd take it where you can get it and be grateful.
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Marina replied

25 April 2008, 13:33
Originally posted by PAH View Post

It's really only the thoughts of getting buggered in the shower that really deters people these days..

I imagine that becomes little more than a minor inconvenience for most habitual jailbirds of the kind to be on the receiving end, and women don't have to worry about it anyway.

How about bringing back treadmills and oakum picking, like in that film Oscar Wilde? With treadmills, you could actually generate some electricity.
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Xenophon replied

25 April 2008, 10:35
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Portugese bath

Portuguese
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oracleslave replied

25 April 2008, 10:33
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

AKA an Italian shower.

Portugese bath
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Xenophon replied

25 April 2008, 10:31
Originally posted by PAH View Post

No chance. I'd rather resort to the shower in a can option, otherwise known as the student shower. Also known as deoderant.

AKA an Italian shower.
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PAH replied

25 April 2008, 10:30
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

You'll get to like it soon enough. I did.

No chance. I'd rather resort to the shower in a can option, otherwise known as the student shower. Also known as deoderant.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

25 April 2008, 10:28
Originally posted by PAH View Post

It's really only the thoughts of getting buggered in the shower that really deters people these days.

You'll get to like it soon enough. I did.
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basshead replied

25 April 2008, 10:27
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

He said a dealer regularly broke into a Yorkshire prison by using a ladder to enter cell windows

They need to be tougher on climb and on the causes of climb.
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PAH replied

25 April 2008, 10:26
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Aren't they seeing chef now?

It must be the way he pours the kettle.
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Pondlife replied

25 April 2008, 10:21
Aren't they seeing chef now?
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Xenophon replied

25 April 2008, 10:16
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I thought you had a thing going with a Pot Noodle?

We broke up.
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Zippy replied

25 April 2008, 10:16
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Augh! Even inmates get laid more than me. That is a crime.

I thought you had a thing going with a Pot Noodle?
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Xenophon replied

25 April 2008, 09:56
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Glyn Travis of the Prison Officers Association says inmates are happy to stay inside because they can get hold of drugs, mobile phones and even sex.

Augh! Even inmates get laid more than me. That is a crime.
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