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  • MrsGoof
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    Mario Kart is excelent, the steering wheel helps, but you don't need it.

    I pee in the shower

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    30 minutes?

    I have to admit I didn't know men did that until I saw American Beauty.
    To all those wondering - it's purely staying power, and also the fact that I like to extend my pleasure by making the experience last longer. Why not after all eh.

    Thank you for your interest.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Hair is nice and chest hair is nice too. Let it grow xen!


    I don't do it for anyone else. It's all for moi.

    Man, this Mario Kart thread has seriously gone off-topic...

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  • original PM
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    Mario Cart on Wii is a great game

    I agree with all the posts on this forum saying so.

    But you gotta get the wheel to make it a more fun expereience

    oh and for the record I also wink in the shower but it does not take 30 mins!


    TAXI

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Personal choice. The same as all of it. I have a decent mop, but I prefer to shave my head. It's habitual now.
    Hair is nice and chest hair is nice too. Let it grow xen!

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    and why shave your chest?
    Personal choice. The same as all of it. I have a decent mop, but I prefer to shave my head. It's habitual now.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    I've never met a man who shaves that much.
    You're not the first person to say that.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    I shave my head, chest and somewhere else.

    I very occasionally pluck an out-of-place eyebrow.

    I wink. Whether I am in the shower or not is largely irrelevant.
    I've never met a man who shaves that much, and why shave your chest?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    head/body shave???

    eyebrows?

    another shower winker? (why did I never know this?)
    I shave my head, chest and somewhere else.

    I very occasionally pluck an out-of-place eyebrow.

    I wank. Whether I am in the shower or not is largely irrelevant.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    30 minutes for me includes a face, head and body shave, full wash, cleanse, moisturise, any fine-tuning (eyebrows, etc.) and of course a nice, big, wink.
    head/body shave???

    eyebrows?

    another shower winker? (why did I never know this?)

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  • roadster198
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    Do i need to buy another controller (steering wheel?) to make this game worthwhile? How much it the game anyway?

    Might get the exercise mat thing for the Mrs, she's getting a bit fat aye.
    steering wheel is a must and the game is £35.00

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    Do i need to buy another controller (steering wheel?) to make this game worthwhile? How much it the game anyway?

    Might get the exercise mat thing for the Mrs, she's getting a bit fat aye.
    It comes with a steering wheel, and the game is a bargain £34.99 (no online fees at all), take note Microsoft.

    If you bought it from Argos you could've got another official Wii wheel for £6.99. I don't use the wheel though, I use the classic controller, it's less strain on the arms and a bit more old school with tighter control.

    Wii Fit looks interesting, it's out this Friday and all pre-orders have been filled, I'm going to try my luck first thing Friday morning though.

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by scooby View Post
    Nah, did it a while ago!

    tis the way forward tho... i rarely use my laptop when in the house now.
    That doesn't count though, I wasn't in the house I was out and about

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  • MrRobin
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    30 minutes?!?!? Takes me that long to find the shriveled acorn...
    But then from shriveled acorns grow great oaks?

    It's off to light relief we go!

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by MrRobin View Post
    30 minutes?! You need some better pr0n, pal.
    30 minutes?!?!? Takes me that long to find the shriveled acorn...

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