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BrilloPad replied

23 April 2008, 18:26
Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post

...and the devil!

... and the pan cleaner
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El_Diablo replied

23 April 2008, 17:40
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

How could you forget the shellfish?

...and the devil!
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DiscoStu replied

23 April 2008, 15:48
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

No, you are the lizard, I am the lunatic

How could you forget the shellfish?
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Lucy replied

23 April 2008, 15:47
Originally posted by zeitghost

No, you are the lizard, I am the lunatic
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oracleslave replied

23 April 2008, 15:44
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Lunachic

Thanks for clearing that up.
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Bagpuss replied

23 April 2008, 15:43
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

lunatic

Lunachic
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oracleslave replied

23 April 2008, 15:42
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Dear Mum

I found a load of friends online, they are very mean to me but I am used to it. There is a giant alien lizard, a stuffed cat, a lunatic and a guru, it reminds me of home.

kisses
Wilmslow

lunatic
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Lucy replied

23 April 2008, 15:41
Dear Mum

I found a load of friends online, they are very mean to me but I am used to it. There is a giant alien lizard, a stuffed cat, a lunatic and a guru, it reminds me of home.

kisses
Wilmslow
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DiscoStu replied

23 April 2008, 15:22
Originally posted by miffy View Post

You'd better be wearing a tie today Mr Wilmslow.

I refer you to to page 7, paragraph 4, point 72.b of your T&C of employment.

The Management.

Hang on, I'll just have to check that with the CUK forum.

Wilmslow
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miffy replied

23 April 2008, 14:22
You'd better be wearing a tie today Mr Wilmslow.

I refer you to to page 7, paragraph 4, point 72.b of your T&C of employment.

The Management.
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Pondlife replied

23 April 2008, 14:21
You couldn't make it up. here

Although my above statement is a lie as someone clearly is.

Nobody's life could be that pathetic, could it? Really?
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sasguru started a topic Today's Wilmslow post

23 April 2008, 14:14
Today's Wilmslow post

Woke up this morning! Wow what a surprise! Looked out of the window. Yes, oh my, my drive is still blocked off by my Mafia neighbour. Anyway toodled off to my nice new permie job in my new Focus. Does life get any better?
Did I tell you I love my Focus? It's Anthracite-Grey and was a steal at £25K. I got one over that silly salesman I tell you. My new job is nice, although a bad man pissed all over my shoes. Still I am earning big money here and it's very exciting.
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