Chronic Flatulence

[EternalOptimist]

gimme five

Sandy
five in the head, but the first one goes in the mouth.

If you or your DDs ever fart near me you get it in the mouth

[SandyDown]

What's the best way of dealing with an office farter? I've narrowed it down to two prime suspects. All I know for certain is that someone arrives at work each morning with a very bad gut

Ok once you've identified the exact source, what would you do? confront the suspect (five bullets in the head should work)??

[hyperD]

What's the best way of dealing with an office farter? I've narrowed it down to two prime suspects. All I know for certain is that someone arrives at work each morning with a very bad gut

A good wheeze is to aquire a CO/gas detection handheld kit (often found in refineries or chemical plants). Simply placed said device on your desk and when culprit drops his guts, the device will alarm loudly for the whole office to hear. To further embarrass said farter, pick up the device and follow the source of the gas and saying the level readings aloud while you walk.

I've actually seen one of these devices go off when someone dropped their guts while another refinery engineer was following him up some steps.

Hours of amusment to see who can achive the highest gas reading during those very quiet night shifts.

[EternalOptimist]

try triangulation

Move position around the office on different days and attempt to triangulate the culprit that way. The only problem is that THEY will then know who the tw@t is with the smelly feet

[SupremeSpod]

Had a private office with my previous client. Made up for no Internet access. Also handy for sleeping... of which I did plenty.

That's my boy!

[WageSlave]

Work clever and get an office of your own.

Spod - in "Threaded" mode!

Had a private office with my previous client. Made up for no Internet access. Also handy for sleeping... of which I did plenty.

[Lucifer Box]

What's the best way of dealing with an office farter? I've narrowed it down to two prime suspects. All I know for certain is that someone arrives at work each morning with a very bad gut

Crumble a charcoal biscuit into his coffee.

[SupremeSpod]

What's the best way of dealing with an office farter? I've narrowed it down to two prime suspects. All I know for certain is that someone arrives at work each morning with a very bad gut

Work clever and get an office of your own.

Spod - in "Threaded" mode!

[privateeye]

Talcum Power

Rub some talcum powder/flour on the suspects chair its will soon be obvious

[WageSlave]

What's the best way of dealing with an office farter? I've narrowed it down to two prime suspects. All I know for certain is that someone arrives at work each morning with a very bad gut