A Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

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wobbegong replied

22 April 2008, 13:47
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves...on your nerves...
Now for the chorus:

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves...on your nerves...

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves...on your nerves...

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves...on your nerves...

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves...on your nerves...

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves...on your nerves...

A mate of mine sat singing this under his breath when a not-too-tightly-wrapped accounts clerk blurted out "Well tell us it then!".

Ah, happy days.
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SueEllen replied

22 April 2008, 13:33
Mr Blobby.

Grandma we love you - St winifred's school choir
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daviejones replied

22 April 2008, 13:20
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves...on your nerves...
Now for the chorus:

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves...on your nerves...

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves...on your nerves...

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves...on your nerves...

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves...on your nerves...

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves...on your nerves...
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Charles Foster Kane replied

22 April 2008, 12:56
I quite like it. Might add it to my iTunes library.
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Jog On replied

22 April 2008, 12:38
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

.............

It’s OK – I make her listen to the Foo Fighters in the car so it all evens out
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oracleslave replied

22 April 2008, 12:23
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

I mean the latter – Mrs Jog loves it (cheesy R&B that is)..

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Jog On replied

22 April 2008, 12:18
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Now, do you mean real R&B; Muddy Waters, Big Joe Turner, BB King etc, or the recently hijacked twaddle that often consists of groups of lithe girls singing a soul/disco/hip-hop hybrid?

The former is most definitely NOT cheesy, but the latter . . . . eurghh!!

(MODS, we really do need a vomiting smiley.)

I mean the latter – Mrs Jog loves it (cheesy R&B that is)..
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Bagpuss replied

22 April 2008, 11:46
Dance music, quote Saxondale

" if i wanted to hear electronic bleeps and farts i would put my foot through my windshield and listen to the alarm going off"
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wobbegong replied

22 April 2008, 11:41
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

So you don't think it's 'gully' then?

Mine has to be kids TV music, and really cheesy R&B

Now, do you mean real R&B; Muddy Waters, Big Joe Turner, BB King etc, or the recently hijacked twaddle that often consists of groups of lithe girls singing a soul/disco/hip-hop hybrid?

The former is most definitely NOT cheesy, but the latter . . . . eurghh!!

(MODS, we really do need a vomiting smiley.)
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Tingles replied

22 April 2008, 11:40
Klingon Opera?

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Jog On replied

22 April 2008, 11:28
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

. . . as does (c)rap, or country & western, for me.

So you don't think it's 'gully' then?

Mine has to be kids TV music, and really cheesy R&B
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snaw replied

22 April 2008, 10:53
Anything recorded by a failed reality TV participant.
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BoredBloke replied

22 April 2008, 10:48
At the moment anything my kids like!

In getting old mode!
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wobbegong replied

22 April 2008, 10:27
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

Anything of the genre "thrash metal" comes pretty high on my annoyometer.

. . . as does (c)rap, or country & western, for me.
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Moscow Mule replied

22 April 2008, 07:08
Anything of the genre "thrash metal" comes pretty high on my annoyometer.
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