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daviejones replied

16 April 2008, 06:59
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I bet you are just being modest - I am sure you are a crack shot - like everything else you turn your hand to.

addict?
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BrilloPad replied

16 April 2008, 06:58
Originally posted by HRH View Post

Im a pretty good shot

I bet you are just being modest - I am sure you are a crack shot - like everything else you turn your hand to.
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daviejones replied

16 April 2008, 06:45
Originally posted by HRH View Post

A brain the size of a pea and hung like a baby carrot!!!.

HTH
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Churchill replied

15 April 2008, 15:43
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

Still trying to crack CUK I see - or does this forum not count towards your 'unblemished record'?

suck cok? Shirley?
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realityhack replied

15 April 2008, 15:42
Originally posted by HRH View Post

I shoot rabbit and squirrell at weekend for sport, Im a pretty good shot

Then it's the sport for you - go competitive, join a gun club - and be sure to follow my advice about checking the barrel.
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HRH replied

15 April 2008, 15:41
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Are you gay? Seriously, if you are, then excuse me for being homophobic, but I'm sure people will understand...

Why don't you take up shooting? Clay pigeon, skeet etc. A lot of fun. Be sure to check the barrel of the gun each time you load both barrels and take it off safety. Do that a lot, smacking the stock against the floor as you do it, to shake off any dust. Great sport.

I shoot rabbit and squirrell at weekend for sport, Im a pretty good shot
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realityhack replied

15 April 2008, 15:28
Originally posted by HRH View Post

shooting fish in a barrel with an AK-47, I'd eventually tire of their homophobic, juvenile rants.

Are you gay? Seriously, if you are, then excuse me for being homophobic, but I'm sure people will understand...

Why don't you take up shooting? Clay pigeon, skeet etc. A lot of fun. Be sure to check the barrel of the gun each time you load both barrels and take it off safety. Do that a lot, smacking the stock against the floor as you do it, to shake off any dust. Great sport.
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HRH replied

15 April 2008, 15:05
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

Or just a lardy arsed salad dodger?

Im a supreme athlete. 5'11 a shade over 12st.
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Jog On replied

15 April 2008, 14:44
Originally posted by HRH View Post

I am undefeated in well over 3k internet jousts, I have 'bouncebackability'

Still trying to crack CUK I see - or does this forum not count towards your 'unblemished record'?
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daviejones replied

15 April 2008, 14:43
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Does that mean you are shaped like an orange?

Or just a lardy arsed salad dodger?
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BrilloPad replied

15 April 2008, 14:38
Originally posted by HRH View Post

I have 'bouncebackability'

Does that mean you are shaped like an orange?
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Xenophon replied

15 April 2008, 14:32
Originally posted by HRH View Post

I am undefeated in well over 3k internet jousts, I have 'bouncebackability'

Partridge! You WINKER!
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HRH replied

15 April 2008, 14:30
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

I hope your pool playing is better than your jousting....

I am undefeated in well over 3k internet jousts, I have 'bouncebackability'
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Jog On replied

15 April 2008, 14:27
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

Or maybe pool hustling? Can you play pool?

Originally posted by HRH View Post

Pool- I was at an all night pool place at 3am this Friday night/Sat morning on Whitworth St Manchester. I'm actually a very good player considering I don't play a lot. I ended up playing the owner/manager and narrowly lost but he was sober and I was somewhat worse for wear so Pool is an option both as a hobby and possible extra revenue stream.

Originally posted by HRH View Post

5- Spend more time jousting with the hoi polloi on here- it's an option but dismissing the minions who challenge me is like shooting fish in a barrel with an AK-47, I'd eventually tire of their homophobic, juvenile rants.

As I said Im open to any suggestions apart from the childish comments posted by some of the less intellectually blessed members of this forum- we all know who they are.

I hope your pool playing is better than your jousting....
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BrilloPad replied

15 April 2008, 14:17
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Go on, admit it, you're grooming RRH...

Isn't internet grooming now an offence?

All my problems stem from not being gay - if I had been a shirtlifter life would have been so much easier.
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