I love annual performance appraisals...

[BrilloPad]

I just love watching the permies having to put in loads of effort writing and ammending this years really wooly targets and reviewing last years, then the look of dejection when they've obviously had the '<sucks breath through teeth> It's been a very tough year... we can only give you a 0.2% payrise......' conversation.

So glad I don't have to go through all that tulip anymore.

I love it better when they say how wonderful the permies are - how indespensible - then give them 0.2%.

One chap 2 years ago was told he was top 3 coder among 120 - then ranked 3 out of 5 out of 5000!

Or they only talented permie who was told last year her bonus was to attend a course - she is about to go contract...

[El_Diablo]

Yes they just had a round of them here there was much unrest and congregating around the coffee machines.

Awww the poor permies, how I hated annual appraisals, objective setting and the rest of the C.R.A.P that went with it.

I never understood it, never will.

Be free. Be yourself. Be professional!

[Jog On]

I just love watching the permies having to put in loads of effort writing and ammending this years really wooly targets and reviewing last years, then the look of dejection when they've obviously had the '<sucks breath through teeth> It's been a very tough year... we can only give you a 0.2% payrise......' conversation.

So glad I don't have to go through all that tulip anymore.

Yes they just had a round of them here there was much unrest and congregating around the coffee machines.

[Bear]

she's here to do all the permies'...

Crikey! Thats some HR department. What a service! Looking after the staff's happiness in the best possible way!

[El_Diablo]

I know the girl you are referring to, in fact, I did her already.


HRH

[DiscoStu]

I know the girl you are referring to, in fact, I did her already.


HRH

her and her even fitter sister and four of her friends

[daviejones]

I know the girl you are referring to, in fact, I did her already.


HRH

[bogeyman]

ammending this years really wooly targets

Woolly Targets?

Stop it now. You're just making them sound like sheep.

[b0redom]

I just love watching the permies having to put in loads of effort writing and ammending this years really wooly targets and reviewing last years, then the look of dejection when they've obviously had the '<sucks breath through teeth> It's been a very tough year... we can only give you a 0.2% payrise......' conversation.

So glad I don't have to go through all that tulip anymore.

[Spacecadet]

Offer her a lift home in your A3. She'll be gagging for it before you do a mile.

2UK.

or just gagging

[oracleslave]

Offer her a lift home in your A3. She'll be gagging for it before you do a mile.

2UK.

[bogeyman]

I am, she's here to do all the permies' reviews. I'm just enjoying watching her float gracefully around the office.

Ahah! Lucky Stu.

I think you should try to pull her.

Pity AtW isn't around to advise on strategy.

[DiscoStu]

Annual Performance Appraisals?

Are you not a contractor?

I am, she's here to do all the permies' reviews. I'm just enjoying watching her float gracefully around the office.

[bogeyman]

...because the HR droid who's been sent to our office for the next couple of weeks wouldn't look out of place on a catwalk

Annual Performance Appraisals?

Are you not a contractor?

[DiscoStu]

...because the HR droid who's been sent to our office for the next couple of weeks wouldn't look out of place on a catwalk