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Previously on "DBA careers feedback"

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by Marina View Post
    So what can we deduce so far?

    A "penchant for giving pilots oral sex" must a euphemism for a "tendency to pester pilots for hints on aeronautics". Lucy, if that's true it would be easier to read the flight manuals or go on a flying course yourself.
    Yes, and if you're dating someone from the royal family it will only take you 13 weeks as opposed to 13 months.....

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  • Marina
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    So what can we deduce so far?

    A "penchant for giving pilots oral sex" must a euphemism for a "tendency to pester pilots for hints on aeronautics". Lucy, if that's true it would be easier to read the flight manuals or go on a flying course yourself.

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Osmosis? Is that like sucking?
    yes, exactly like sucking

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I have great admiration for people who can absorb knowledge by osmosis!
    Osmosis? Is that like sucking?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Marina View Post
    Do tell us more.
    1. Would the pilots include anyone on this board with a pilot's licence?
    2. Come to think of it, didn't you at some point mention having a pilot's licence?
    3. P.S. I don't understand why a few people around here seem to have it in for Lucy. She seems reasonable to me, and pretty witty at times. And I liked that crack about sasguru's winnebego - It had the ring of truth :
    1. Not to the best of my knowledge.
    2. Yes, I do have a PPL.
    3. I don't have it in for her, on the contrary, I have great admiration for people who can absorb knowledge by osmosis!

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  • Marina
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Not if your counsellor is a gender confused cry-baby with a penchant for giving pilots oral sex.

    Hth.
    Do tell us more.

    Would the pilots include anyone on this board with a pilot's licence?

    Come to think of it, didn't you at some point mention having a pilot's licence?

    P.S. I don't understand why a few people around here seem to have it in for Lucy. She seems reasonable to me, and pretty witty at times. And I liked that crack about sasguru's winnebego - It had the ring of truth :

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    I was a DBA, the most boring job in the world. Keep getting asked to make skanky badly written code work by skanky dumbarse programmers.

    Tell the kids to avoid IT because it will all be offshored soon, counselling is a better career.
    Not if your counsellor is a gender confused cry-baby with a penchant for giving pilots oral sex.

    Hth.

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  • Lucy
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    I was a DBA, the most boring job in the world. Keep getting asked to make skanky badly written code work by skanky dumbarse programmers.

    Tell the kids to avoid IT because it will all be offshored soon, counselling is a better career.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
    Winston,

    less of it,

    used to be a developer b4 I blagged me way into .Net

    How's the new A3 ?

    Milan.
    Over used!


    Btw, it's the A14.

    HTH.

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  • milanbenes
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    Winston,

    less of it,

    used to be a developer b4 I blagged me way into .Net

    How's the new A3 ?

    Milan.

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  • b0redom
    replied
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Who the **** asked you?

    I thought you were a "SAP" fanny!
    Tape changer

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
    How is it that DBA's think they understand the application better than development architects and insist that they can do a better db design for applications than the developer architects ?

    DBA's should just shutup and do what they are told - end of.

    Milan.
    Who the **** asked you?

    I thought you were a "SAP" fanny!

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  • milanbenes
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    How is it that DBA's think they understand the application better than development architects and insist that they can do a better db design for applications than the developer architects ?

    DBA's should just shutup and do what they are told - end of.

    Milan.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Chantho View Post
    I tend to agree, that's why I thought the thread title was "DBA carers feedback" when I first looked.
    Now I think that should be a career. Caring for the sad, broken unfortunates who fate has decreed should be DBAs.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    'The range of salaries depends on the industry and location. Rates tend to be higher in London and the South East
    and lower in rural areas.'

    DBA roles in rural areas ? lol. This definately needs a rewrite matey




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