Reply to: New Skin

[The Lone Gunman]

Alternatively, it could be his missus... has she gone missing recently?

Surely if one was disposing of a body one would follow Bricktops advice? Besides, they would be able to smell BarBQ, oh silly me, you giant lizards dont understand smell do you.

[Lucifer Box]

Well done, chaps. An oasis of good humour!

[WageSlave]

Basically the guy has a bonfire going all day, from dawn to dusk, every single day.

Give the Vice Squad a call. Sounds like he's got one helluva lot of 70s porn to burn.

[Lucifer Box]

Your council is not telling the whole truth. You can burn what you like when you like (so long as you're not in a smoke control zone) unless it is causing a statutory nuisance. In which case the council can serve an enforcement notice to get them to stop. Threaded’s mate might have a valid case, assuming he lives in the present day and not back in the choking smog of the 1950’s (you can never be to sure with Threaded).

Ah, sounds like Mrs Lucifer might have been given the old local council fob off. Basically the guy has a bonfire going all day, from dawn to dusk, every single day. The council said there was nothing they could do about it, although they agreed to send the guy a leaflet on how to be a good neighbour. Possibly a written complaint from several like-minded neighbours might acheive more.

[planetit]

It was widely believed in my neighbourhood that there was a local bye-law prohibiting the burning of rubbish between 6am and 6pm. On querying with the council they said not so and people can burn whatever they like (as long as it's legal to burn it, e.g. no asbestos) whenever they like as long as it's on private property.

Your council is not telling the whole truth. You can burn what you like when you like (so long as you're not in a smoke control zone) unless it is causing a statutory nuisance. In which case the council can serve an enforcement notice to get them to stop. Threaded’s mate might have a valid case, assuming he lives in the present day and not back in the choking smog of the 1950’s (you can never be to sure with Threaded).

[WageSlave]

I've said it before, but can you introduce a way of hiding the smilies on the right when composing a post? On the old board it was possible to do that. On the new board, every time a new post is being written a full compliment of dancing, multi-coloured smilies appears to the world.

[Lucifer Box]

Good point that, one of my friends has asthma. People who burn rubbish like that deserve executing for all the pain and suffering they heap on others.

It was widely believed in my neighbourhood that there was a local bye-law prohibiting the burning of rubbish between 6am and 6pm. On querying with the council they said not so and people can burn whatever they like (as long as it's legal to burn it, e.g. no asbestos) whenever they like as long as it's on private property.

They said they would send the bloke a leaflet on "Being a Good Neighbour". Ra-ra.

[threaded]

Giving the bloke on the corner who burns rubbish in his back garden all day every day a good kicking.

Good point that, one of my friends has asthma. People who burn rubbish like that deserve executing for all the pain and suffering they heap on others.

[fish]

and a blowey

[BlasterBates]

Oh and Administrator ...

...what-about a special section with all the original smileys a kind of "Smilies classic" section.

[OwlHoot]

sorted, will get on to the other suggestions ASAP

How about my suggestion to include the laughing smiley from the ezboard collection?

[administrator]

sorted, will get on to the other suggestions ASAP.

[administrator]

<connery>shurely shome mishtake</connery>

[Lucifer Box]

HEY Administrator.

The offtopic icon doesn't work.

Probably a good job. It woul get worn out in 5 minutes on this board.

[BlasterBates]

HEY Administrator.

The offtopic icon doesn't work.