Reply to: If reincarnation were to exist

[roadster198]

A well looked after cat. Surely there can't be anything better?

Remember; cats don't have owners, they have staff!

Damn right in ma house.... A brother and sister double act
ones deaf as a post the other thinks she's a race horse

I actually had to sit at one end of the Sofa last night as neither would move of my seat

[roadster198]

a very good EPL football player.... Nae Brains and Plenty of cash

Oh and hunners of burds

[hyperD]

of course one could come back as a pig. doesn't their orgasm last 30 minutes?

Yes, but the number of times they say they have a headache and turn away to sleep...

[DodgyAgent]

Yes but Dragonflies live several months in the larval stage before that I believe. Lurking around in a muddy pond eating tadpoles.

Killjoy

[xoggoth]

Yes but Dragonflies live several months in the larval stage before that I believe. Lurking around in a muddy pond eating tadpoles.

[BrilloPad]

Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones did a sketch on reincarnation and mel thought that the best thing to be was become a dragonfly. They only live for three days but all they do is eat sleep and shag for their entire lives.

To which Gryff pointed out that there was little point in this if you only lived for three days.

Mel responded to say that one would then be continually reincarnated as a dragonfly.

of course one could come back as a pig. doesn't their orgasm last 30 minutes?

[DodgyAgent]

Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones did a sketch on reincarnation and mel thought that the best thing to be was become a dragonfly. They only live for three days but all they do is eat sleep and shag for their entire lives.

To which Gryff pointed out that there was little point in this if you only lived for three days.

Mel responded to say that one would then be continually reincarnated as a dragonfly.

[realityhack]

10 years ago I wanted to be reincarnated as Anna Kournikova's second serve tennis ball...

Well looked after cat is the way forward. Preferably on a farm in the middle of nowhere, without the neutering.

[Board Game Geek]

So, the male bonbon is in to "male bonding" ?

[Platypus]

A Bonobo

Bonobo males frequently engage in various forms of male-male genital sex (frot). One form has two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing". Frot may also occur where two males rub their penises together while in missionary position. A special form of frot called "rump rubbing" occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, where they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together.

[Bod]

I would come back as the meat in a CM v's SA sandwich

[xoggoth]

A Bonobo

[wobbegong]

Industry welcome badger cull decision: http://www.farmersguardian.com/story...torycode=17604

You will soon find out...

. . . and then they came for the Badgers, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Badger,

. . .and then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up.

Short version = "you'll get yours, sunshine".

[TimberWolf]

10 years ago I wanted to be reincarnated as Anna Kournikova's second serve tennis ball...

She's been looking for that... (NSFW)
http://www.bastardly.com/wp-content/...a-10100601.jpg

[BrilloPad]

10 years ago I wanted to be reincarnated as Anna Kournikova's second serve tennis ball...