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Previously on "dead ard those aussies"

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  • daviejones
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    Pity those Kiwis are not so 'ard!!!

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  • ratewhore
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    when he found himself locked inside a giant set of jaws.
    I'm sure there's more to it than that!!

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    or this


    Crocodile attacks and shootings are rare in Australia.

    To suffer both at once is - to say the least - unfortunate.

    Jason Grant was collecting crocodile eggs at a remote reptile farm when
    he found himself locked inside a giant set of jaws.

    For a few terrifying moments the animal wildly shook its victim before the intervention of a fellow worker.

    He fired two shots at the saltwater crocodile. One hit the target, while the other struck the arm of his stricken colleague.

    It was enough though to bring the drama to an end.
    The injured man was flown to hospital in Darwin, where he is recovering.

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  • Pondlife
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    Last week, police in the Northern Territory opened fire on a crocodile as it closed in on a drunken man who had accepted a dare to swim in dangerous waters.
    A future darwin award winner no doubt.

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  • ratewhore
    started a topic dead ard those aussies

    dead ard those aussies

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7327984.stm

    Bloke saves wife from croc (then probably goes down the pub for a few while she cooks his tea!!)

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