Reply to: Woman angry over airport nipple ring incident...ouch!

[TheFaQQer]

Nah! the guys a pussy, I do my body piercing with a power saw.

[Diver]

Update

[Lucy]

Nah! the guys a pussy, I do my body piercing with a power saw.

With the help of some surgeons...

[Diver]

You are Evan 'tinsel tits' Davies, aren't you?

Nah! the guys a pussy, I do my body piercing with a power saw.

[EqualOpportunities]

...here I come

All because of a bit of from CM?

[bogeyman]

I wonder what they'd do with me. My body is chock full of surgical ironmongery.

Probably give me a scalpel and a curtained cubicle

You are Evan 'tinsel tits' Davies, aren't you?

[BrilloPad]

Ouch!

You're joking, right?

Afraid I am. I can assure you there is more chance of zeity having one than me.

[Ardesco]

She'll take them to the cleaners on this one, no question about it. That's officiousness taken to absurd limits.

I can't understand why they have a problem with nipple rings anyway - You'd think they'd welcome them, especially large nipple bars, because if a terrorist did suddenly stand up mid flight and lob a hand grenade, this the lady could just grab it and hold it to her chest and use her ring as a makeshift pin to render it harmless.

If only disarming a grenade was that simple......

[miffy]

Americans are very, very stupid people.

So stupid they need to have McDonalds coffee cups with "CAUTION - HOT" painted on them or they'll go all legal on your ass.

[Diver]

Americans are very, very stupid people.

That's a Racist remark that is.

Friendly fire anyone?

[ChimpMaster]

Americans are very, very stupid people.

[expat]

I wonder what they'd do with me. My body is chock full of surgical ironmongery.

Probably give me a scalpel and a curtained cubicle

If an alarm does sound, "until that is resolved, we're not going to let them go through the checkpoint, no matter what they're wearing or where they're wearing it."

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[Diver]

I heard of some guy with nipple rings the size of curtain rings - Half way through a doorway he met someone coming the other way and moved sideways holding the door open to let the other person pass. The door then swung shut with his nipple ring in the crack between the door and the doorway ..

I remember reading about a bloke years ago, got an armload of stuff out of the car and thrust the door closed/locked with his hip's, baggy trousers, trapped penis and passers bye ignored his pleas for assistance for several hours

[Marina]

I can remember reading about a bloke who had one, and was getting head from his girlfriend.

Ever get that experience from a Kit Kat where a little bit of the metal hit a metal filling and pain shoots through you?

She threw her head back in paid and ripped the thing out with her teeth.

Ouch.

I heard of some guy with nipple rings the size of curtain rings - Half way through a doorway he met someone coming the other way and moved sideways holding the door open to let the other person pass. The door then swung shut with his nipple ring in the crack between the door and the doorway ..

[PAH]

I can't understand why they have a problem with nipple rings anyway

In the event of technical problems they don't want the confusion of deciding which ring to pull to activate Roger the automatic pilot. See the movie "Airplane" for further info.