Banking

[BrilloPad]

So where does AtW rank on that scale?

does the scale do amoeba? pondlife?

mind you, his economic posts are always informative...

[HairyArsedBloke]

... Most of their sacred and jealously-guarded 'business knowledge' could be digested by a bright 11 year old on a wet Tuesday afternoon.

So where does AtW rank on that scale?

[BrilloPad]

Sadly true.

That's because the hirers are generally morons who can't grasp that IT-based problem solving skills are actually transferable between one market and another.

"It's all Business Knowledge! Don'tcha know?" Is it flip! Most of their sacred and jealously-guarded 'business knowledge' could be digested by a bright 11 year old on a wet Tuesday afternoon.

this must be a contender for post of the week.

[BrilloPad]

Just finishing a 9 monther in a bank in Edinburgh (.NET), strangley the banking sector has dried up, wonder why?!?. Wondering if it will ruin my CV if I go work for a smaller software house or public sector, or should I hold out for another banking contract? It's a retail bank not investment.

Also im moving to London next year will my banking experience hold any weight down there?

And finally I met the girl, Heather, she really loves me and wants to get married and have kids asap, says she lost all her money after being fined by the FSA for spreading rumours, will I go down on one knee?

In contracting it is generally easier to move between sectors.

London - depends if you want to work in retail or investment. IBs look down at other sectors - in 21.5 years I have never worked out why. I suppose its cos you have to get used to working with total morons.

Don't go down on one knee - get her to go down on both.

[bogeyman]

Clients do not like people who keep switching sectors

Sadly true.

That's because the hirers are generally morons who can't grasp that IT-based problem solving skills are actually transferable between one market and another.

"It's all Business Knowledge! Don'tcha know?" Is it flip! Most of their sacred and jealously-guarded 'business knowledge' could be digested by a bright 11 year old on a wet Tuesday afternoon.

[Turion]

Wondering if it will ruin my CV if I go work for a smaller software house or public sector, or should I hold out for another banking contract? It's a retail bank not investment.

Yes it will ruin your CV. You need to keep it pure and uncontaminated by non-banking dross, so stick firmly to that sector come what may. Turn everything else down. Clients do not like people who keep switching sectors. Preferably stick to looking in the same location as well. It's Better for you and clients prefer local banker types. OK, you may have to wait a year or so, but you've got enough saved to keep the wolves at bay haven't you?

[PAH]

Yes, do you know her? Whats she like? Seems genuine and honest to me.

Sounds like a right goer in bed. One to try the bucking bronco with. Maybe use the name "Linda".

[Diestl]

Did she just get divorced?

Yes, do you know her? Whats she like? Seems genuine and honest to me.

[KathyWoolfe]

It's not only the market that's a bit slow at the moment!

I'm slow all the time......

[PAH]

Did she just get divorced?

It's not only the market that's a bit slow at the moment!

[KathyWoolfe]

And finally I met the girl, Heather, she really loves me and wants to get married and have kids asap, says she lost all her money after being fined by the FSA for spreading rumours, will I go down on one knee?

Did she just get divorced?

[PAH]

I suggest you try your hardest to stick to banking if that's where you want to be. I know people that had to take public sector work and found it difficult getting back into banking afterwards, though by no means impossible. Depends on the demand.

Also, as I have no banking experience, the fewer .net competitors for non-banking contracts the better!

[Diestl]

Just finishing a 9 monther in a bank in Edinburgh (.NET), strangley the banking sector has dried up, wonder why?!?. Wondering if it will ruin my CV if I go work for a smaller software house or public sector, or should I hold out for another banking contract? It's a retail bank not investment.

Also im moving to London next year will my banking experience hold any weight down there?

And finally I met the girl, Heather, she really loves me and wants to get married and have kids asap, says she lost all her money after being fined by the FSA for spreading rumours, will I go down on one knee?