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Previously on "FFS! Obsession with number of posts"

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    No I just despise post counting. Most times I certainly don't check my post count. Anyone who does needs to lose their virginity and grow up ...
    sasguru
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    Join Date: Jul 2005
    Posts: 8,915

    and rising.

    This time by posting in a thread you started all about post counts.

    Pot. Kettle. Carbon-coated.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    All hail! For it is he:

    The Thread Starter!
    Father of tpd

    Honoured be his name

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Can't be bothered to read the crap thread where the TPD'ers (who are obviously hacked off whatever they say) make up schemes for post counting.
    Get over it! Post here to have fun and enjoy the forum.
    If you're sad enough to reckon that posting anything (e.g. counting threads) means anything then get a fliping life. FFS!!!!
    All hail! For it is he:

    The Thread Starter!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Can't be bothered to read the crap thread where the TPD'ers (who are obviously hacked off whatever they say) make up schemes for post counting.
    Get over it! Post here to have fun and enjoy the forum.
    If you're sad enough to reckon that posting anything (e.g. counting threads) means anything then get a fliping life. FFS!!!!
    Interesting post from the father of tpd...

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    You could make a TV series out of that!
    Yeh! I could call it "999 what robbery? oh! you mean the police haven't attended yet. a week! never. I'll just put you on hold"

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I missed that

    Sorry Bogey I can't help it
    Well it's a fair cop I suppose.

    Do you want a copy? I have a few left over

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  • oracleslave
    replied
    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Wiki IRONY then, dear boy.
    I didn't say it wasn't funny on multiple counts

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I think I gave them enough abuse the last time they called and told me to move the truck of the verge on the roadside.

    As in - here's my fekn deeds to my fekn property, are you trying to tell me to move my fekn property off my fekn property etc.

    They drive past quickly now and avoid looking directly at me

    I did move the truck the next day though
    You could make a TV series out of that!

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    True. I thought the " No Bogey I don't want Big Issue" response quite funny at the time.
    I missed that

    Sorry Bogey I can't help it

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    True. I thought the " No Bogey I don't want Big Issue" response quite funny at the time.
    Wiki IRONY then, dear boy.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    That's why they strap your hands to your shoulders!

    What's your postcode? I'll call the police.
    I think I gave them enough abuse the last time they called and told me to move the truck of the verge on the roadside.

    As in - here's my fekn deeds to my fekn property, are you trying to tell me to move my fekn property off my fekn property etc.

    They drive past quickly now and avoid looking directly at me

    I did move the truck the next day though

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Oh but you are!

    Keep it up. Practice makes perfect.
    True. I thought the " No Bogey I don't want Big Issue" response quite funny at the time.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    You right. I am just not very good at insulting people
    Oh but you are!

    Keep it up. Practice makes perfect.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You used to be a regular here till you turned to the dark side

    General keeps it real. LR is New Labour lovey dovey.
    HTH
    Light (hearted)

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    my left hand is strapped to my right shoulder...
    wanting to smash something, hurt someone or strangle small defenseless animals.
    That's why they strap your hands to your shoulders!

    What's your postcode? I'll call the police.

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