FFS! Obsession with number of posts

[bogeyman]

my left hand is strapped to my right shoulder...
wanting to smash something, hurt someone or strangle small defenseless animals.

That's why they strap your hands to your shoulders!

What's your postcode? I'll call the police.

[Diver]

You used to be a regular here till you turned to the dark side

General keeps it real. LR is New Labour lovey dovey.
HTH

Light (hearted)

[bogeyman]

You right. I am just not very good at insulting people

Oh but you are!

Keep it up. Practice makes perfect.

[oracleslave]

Oh but you are!

Keep it up. Practice makes perfect.

True. I thought the " No Bogey I don't want Big Issue" response quite funny at the time.

[Diver]

That's why they strap your hands to your shoulders!

What's your postcode? I'll call the police.

I think I gave them enough abuse the last time they called and told me to move the truck of the verge on the roadside.

As in - here's my fekn deeds to my fekn property, are you trying to tell me to move my fekn property off my fekn property etc.

They drive past quickly now and avoid looking directly at me

I did move the truck the next day though

[bogeyman]

True. I thought the " No Bogey I don't want Big Issue" response quite funny at the time.

Wiki IRONY then, dear boy.

[Diver]

True. I thought the " No Bogey I don't want Big Issue" response quite funny at the time.

I missed that

Sorry Bogey I can't help it

[bogeyman]

I think I gave them enough abuse the last time they called and told me to move the truck of the verge on the roadside.

As in - here's my fekn deeds to my fekn property, are you trying to tell me to move my fekn property off my fekn property etc.

They drive past quickly now and avoid looking directly at me

I did move the truck the next day though

You could make a TV series out of that!

[oracleslave]

Wiki IRONY then, dear boy.

I didn't say it wasn't funny on multiple counts

[bogeyman]

I missed that

Sorry Bogey I can't help it

Well it's a fair cop I suppose.

Do you want a copy? I have a few left over