Reply to: Captain Birdseye....

[wobbegong]

Oh cod! not another .net thread

I hake to be the one to break it to you, but we've done that one. I'm sure it's a bloater you, and I'm floundering to come up with another one.

So pick the bones out of that!

[Diver]

I was battered as a child.

Crumbs!

[DimPrawn]

You're so shellfish.

I was battered as a child.

[BoredBloke]

He died of Hypothermia - a birds eye spokesman has said that it a known risk to all of their captains.

[Diver]

Oh cod! not another .net thread

[Churchill]

That's enough of the Whaling and gnashing of teeth, thank you very much!

[Lucy]

He's with Cod now.

You're so shellfish.

[G8_Summit]

Replaced by Thomas Pes Cod

No-one could fillet his shoes.

[MrMark]

You people have got no Sole

[Chantho]

...has had his chips. Off to the big freezer section in the sky.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7302554.stm

Replaced by Thomas Pes Cod

[G8_Summit]

No flounders.

[Chugnut]

He's gone to a batter plaice.

[G8_Summit]

He sleeps with the fishes ..

Seriously, it would have been good if the cheapskate BBC had included a pic of the guy. I've forgotten what he looked like, apart from the uniform and beard.

The Cap'n

[Platypus]

cheapskate BBC had included a pic of the guy. I've forgotten what he looked like, apart from the uniform and beard.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/uk/4282290.stm

[BoredBloke]

They are going to cremate him, just as soon as they have finished rolling him in breadcrumbs