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    #11
    He's gone to a batter plaice.

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      #12
      No flounders.

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        #13
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        ...has had his chips. Off to the big freezer section in the sky.

        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7302554.stm
        Replaced by Thomas Pes Cod
        If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

        Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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          #14
          You people have got no Sole
          Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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            #15
            Originally posted by Chantho View Post
            Replaced by Thomas Pes Cod
            No-one could fillet his shoes.

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              #16
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              He's with Cod now.
              You're so shellfish.

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                #17
                That's enough of the Whaling and gnashing of teeth, thank you very much!

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                  #18
                  Oh cod! not another .net thread
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #19
                    He died of Hypothermia - a birds eye spokesman has said that it a known risk to all of their captains.
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                      You're so shellfish.
                      I was battered as a child.

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