Reply to: Not a bad return

[Diver]

I wouldn't say that I "liked" her, but I certainly don't think she's as bad as everyone seems to make out.
When she married him I think she was a very courageous individual trying to make the best of life with a disability.
I don't like her as much now admittedly, but I don't believe everything that's been said/written about her.

You mean like Hooking, the Arab sheiks and all that ?

[FiveTimes]

But she didn't get £25 million in cash.

She only got £16 million in cash, which to fund a lifestyle estimated at £600,000 a year isn't much. She got £7.8 million in assets, and £2.5 million towards buying a house in London.

He got off lightly, really.

£2.5 million for buying a house in London... she will be lucky to get a cloak room for her leg

[KathyWoolfe]

Is there anyone out there that likes the gold digging bint?

I wouldn't say that I "liked" her, but I certainly don't think she's as bad as everyone seems to make out.
When she married him I think she was a very courageous individual trying to make the best of life with a disability.
I don't like her as much now admittedly, but I don't believe everything that's been said/written about her.

[AZZIK]

Hang on, wheres me caculator.

that's 6 million a year, 500k per month
100 odd k per week
15 k per day

assume bonk rate of 3 pw

er...about 30k per bonk


I'd let the ugly old scouser sh@g me for that

[Churchill]

A hitman would have been more economical.

Just so long as he doesn't shoot her in the leg...

As for the catsuit, there's is no way Heather Mills is cat-woman.

More like a cat with a prolapsed botty!

[AtW]

Catsuit returned and it was obvious it had not be cleaned but rather rubbed with a tissue, reminents of said stains intact

It's hard to be a single mum these days you know...

[Bagpuss]

I have a friend who works for a well known dress designer that Ms Mills uses. Said celeb sent back a catsuit to be altered, only the seamstress did not want to work on it due to soiling of the crutch, apparently there were white cheesy stains in that area. They sent it back to her asking for it to be cleaned prior to the alteration. Catsuit returned and it was obvious it had not be cleaned but rather rubbed with a tissue, reminents of said stains intact

The dirty xxxx

[AtW]

I wish I could get divorced and get a £23.4 million pay off.

And you'd sleep with an old man for that?

[AtW]

Alf would have done it for a pfiver.

[Bagpuss]

Hang on, wheres me caculator.

that's 6 million a year, 500k per month
100 odd k per week
15 k per day

assume bonk rate of 3 pw

er...about 30k per bonk


I'd let the ugly old scouser sh@g me for that

or 23.4 million per leg

[miffy]

Yep, he was lucky for sure - 25 mln is nowhere as near as bad as 50% she could have theoretically gotten given kid etc.

A hitman would have been more economical.

[TheFaQQer]

Makes sense, but it was not her daugher who is the gold digger here...

Let's be honest here - we're only jealous.

I wish I could get divorced and get a £23.4 million pay off.

[AtW]

Personally I'd rather the daughter got £millions in a secure trust fund and Heather got £35K a year.

Makes sense, but it was not her daugher who is the gold digger here...

[TheFaQQer]

I just loved her quote where she said the daughter will no longer be able to travel first class. Surely £25million should cover a few holidays?

Personally I'd rather the daughter got £millions in a secure trust fund and Heather got £35K a year.

But she didn't get £25 million in cash.

She only got £16 million in cash, which to fund a lifestyle estimated at £600,000 a year isn't much. She got £7.8 million in assets, and £2.5 million towards buying a house in London.

He got off lightly, really.

[d000hg]

I just loved her quote where she said the daughter will no longer be able to travel first class. Surely £25million should cover a few holidays?

Personally I'd rather the daughter got £millions in a secure trust fund and Heather got £35K a year.