Good day today

[AtW]

Up the cat's arse?

[expat]

Whilst feeding my squirrels I found a brand new mobile - n95 with 8 GB of internal storage, filled with, well, rather sick material - you don't want to know what was on it, I am probably scarred for life - I put it back where I found it

Up the cat's arse?

[AtW]

The baby ones are particularly nice - bitsesize squirrel. They squeak when you get them you know!

That's very low

[BoredBloke]

So you found my phone in Brum then. That's good. I can tell you that I was so annoyed at losing it I had to vent my anger. I sat in the garden picking off squirrels with an air rifle. We had them for tea - not a great deal of meat on them but they tasted nice - like chicken. The baby ones are particularly nice - bitsesize squirrel. They squeak when you get them you know!

[shelby68]

Has it got pictures/videos of squirrels being tortured on it ?

It might look like a squirrel, but maybe it just needs a trim, and as for the big slash down its back.......

[Lucy]

He like to pull out his nuts and watch them buried in a dirty hole.

[DimPrawn]

I've never heard it called that before...

He likes to pull out his nuts and watch them buried in a dirty hole.

[Lucy]

Whilst feeding my squirrels

I've never heard it called that before...

[FiveTimes]

Whilst feeding my squirrels I found a brand new mobile - n95 with 8 GB of internal storage, filled with, well, rather sick material - you don't want to know what was on it, I am probably scarred for life - I put it back where I found it

Has it got pictures/videos of squirrels being tortured on it ?

[snaw]

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-my-phone.html

Ahh.

[PAH]

Has this brightened your day up AtW?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7296056.stm

Particularly:

What was lacking, he added, was a compelling reason or "killer app" to use the semantic web technology.

"We believe that app can be web search," he wrote.

[oracleslave]

Go on, give us a clue!

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-my-phone.html

[snaw]

Whilst feeding my squirrels I found a brand new mobile - n95 with 8 GB of internal storage, filled with, well, rather sick material - you don't want to know what was on it, I am probably scarred for life - I put it back where I found it

Go on, give us a clue!

[AtW]

Whilst feeding my squirrels I found a brand new mobile - n95 with 8 GB of internal storage, filled with, well, rather sick material - you don't want to know what was on it, I am probably scarred for life - I put it back where I found it