So you found my phone in Brum then.  That's good.  I can tell you that I was so annoyed at losing it I had to vent my anger.  I sat in the garden picking off squirrels with an air rifle.  We had them for tea - not a great deal of meat on them but they tasted nice - like chicken.  The baby ones are particularly nice - bitsesize squirrel.  They squeak when you get them you know!
							
						
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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That's very lowOriginally posted by TonyEnglish View PostThe baby ones are particularly nice - bitsesize squirrel. They squeak when you get them you know!
							
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Up the cat's arse?Originally posted by AtW View PostWhilst feeding my squirrels I found a brand new mobile - n95 with 8 GB of internal storage, filled with, well, rather sick material - you don't want to know what was on it, I am probably scarred for life - I put it back where I found it
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