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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    And I am sure the last thing BP would want from you is a BJ.
    I feel ill

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    "Met"? In the biblical sense as in "Jesophat met Ruth and they begat 600 children"?
    Nope - that would be "know" rather than "met", e.g.
    Originally posted by King James Bible, Genesis
    And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    If you'd posted here longer you'd understand that the the last thing I'd ever do would be to give Bagpuss a BJ in a car park
    And I am sure the last thing BP would want from you is a BJ.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Bada-dish!

    I'll set 'em up, shall I?
    Done like a kipper.

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    "Met"? In the biblical sense as in "Jesophat met Ruth and they begat 600 children"?
    Is that the hollywood version or are we expected to believe everything we read in that handy toilet companion for when the bog-roll runs out?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    This is true. I have met her twice.
    "Met"? In the biblical sense as in "Jesophat met Ruth and they begat 600 children"?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    Female - apparently...

    This is true. I have met her twice.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    boom boom

    its the way I tell em






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  • ratewhore
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    SA: SallyAnne - a regular poster, unable to post from current client site I understand.
    Female - apparently...

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    yes he normally prefers somewhere a little more private







    Bada-dish!

    I'll set 'em up, shall I?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    If you'd posted here longer you'd understand that the the last thing I'd ever do would be to give Bagpuss a BJ in a car park

    yes he normally prefers somewhere a little more private







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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Marina View Post
    Not having been here long, I don't know all the lingo, like this SKA thing everyone mentions.

    P.S. Also, is "SA" an abbreviation for "sasguru"?
    If you'd posted here longer you'd understand that the the last thing I'd ever do would be to give Bagpuss a BJ in a car park

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Marina View Post
    Not having been here long, I don't know all the lingo, like this SKA thing everyone mentions.

    P.S. Also, is "SA" an abbreviation for "sasguru"?
    SKA: Super Killer Application - what AtW hopes his search engine thingy will be.

    SA: SallyAnne - a regular poster, unable to post from current client site I understand.

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  • Marina
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    Originally posted by Shimano105 View Post
    SA got bladdered, howled on the karaoke, smacked a bouncer and gave bagpuss a BJ in the car park.

    Quiet night.
    Not having been here long, I don't know all the lingo, like this SKA thing everyone mentions.

    P.S. Also, is "SA" an abbreviation for "sasguru"?

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  • Shimano105
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    SA got bladdered, howled on the karaoke, smacked a bouncer and gave bagpuss a BJ in the car park.

    Quiet night.

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