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Previously on "Silly things that those women say"

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  • Board Game Geek
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    His sister in law's fridge beeps to let you in
    That's not a fridge, it's a security checkpoint !

    Does it ask for a DNA sample and an iris scan as well ?

    Is it made by Neu Laborazi ?

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by Katie View Post
    What his sister-in law beeps or his sister-in-laws fridge?
    His frigid sister in law beeps to let you in. Remember to close the door when you leave though.

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  • Katie
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    What his sister-in law beeps or his sister-in-laws fridge?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Katie View Post
    Does the fridge beep when you leave the door open then?
    No but his sister-in-law does!

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  • Katie
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    Does the fridge beep when you leave the door open then?

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    Correct.
    Still wasn't funny

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by KevinS View Post
    Wife's brother's wife..
    Correct.

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  • KevinS
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    Originally posted by The Master View Post
    Your sister?
    Wife's brother's wife..

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by The Master View Post
    Your sister?
    HAHA, well spotted...

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  • The Master
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    Wife of my brother-in-law turns to me and says "is there a truck reversing in here?"

    No darling - you've left the fridge door open.


    Your sister?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    Wife of my brother-in-law turns to me and says "is there a truck reversing in here?"



    Women say that to me all the time.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    Wife of my brother-in-law turns to me and says "is there a truck reversing in here?"

    No darling - you've left the fridge door open.


    If that's "Australian Humour", you can 'kin keep it!

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  • ChimpMaster
    started a topic Silly things that those women say

    Silly things that those women say

    Wife of my brother-in-law turns to me and says "is there a truck reversing in here?"

    No darling - you've left the fridge door open.


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