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sasguru replied

4 March 2008, 11:26
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Perhaps if you were despatching them with something larger than a pea-shooter she might work up a bit more gusto?
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shaunbhoy replied

4 March 2008, 11:01
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I'm sure I could be very generous with pearl necklaces ....shame the missus doesn't like 'em..

Perhaps if you were despatching them with something larger than a pea-shooter she might work up a bit more gusto?
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Churchill replied

4 March 2008, 10:54
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

She's a woman of class with fine, discerning taste

I usually find they're the dirtiest in bed. What are you doing wrong?

Churchill - In "Mellors" mode!
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sasguru replied

4 March 2008, 10:47
Originally posted by Francko View Post

If she likes you then no wonder all her parameters are seriously screwed...

She's a woman of class with fine, discerning taste
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Francko replied

4 March 2008, 10:46
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I'm sure I could be very generous with pearl necklaces ....shame the missus doesn't like 'em..

If she likes you then no wonder all her parameters are seriously screwed...
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sasguru replied

4 March 2008, 10:38
Originally posted by SizeZero View Post

So you wouldn't mind her buying one from someone else?

I'm sure I could be very generous with pearl necklaces ....shame the missus doesn't like 'em..
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SizeZero replied

4 March 2008, 10:33
Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post

No need to give her one. she can use the joint account and buy it herself.

So you wouldn't mind her buying one from someone else?
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oracleslave replied

4 March 2008, 10:24
Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post

No need to give her one. she can use the joint account and buy it herself.
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lilelvis2000 replied

4 March 2008, 10:23
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

If it's a habit how often do you give her a pearl necklace?

No need to give her one. she can use the joint account and buy it herself.
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Gonzo replied

3 March 2008, 23:43
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

...for the Thread that Went Off Topic the Fastest and Stayed Off Topic the Most Consistently award.

I am sure that I have seen threads go off topic sooner than the 2nd post in the past though.
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thunderlizard replied

3 March 2008, 23:34
I would like to nominate this thread

...for the Thread that Went Off Topic the Fastest and Stayed Off Topic the Most Consistently award.
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oracleslave replied

3 March 2008, 21:34
Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/news/ar...3&in_page_id=2

£41! just to get out of bed...and that's before the wife's pearl habit!

If it's a habit how often do you give her a pearl necklace?
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Clippy replied

3 March 2008, 13:47
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

So you gave your wife a pearl necklace then? Good on ya!

Any piccies of your wife with her lovely pearl necklace on?
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sasguru replied

3 March 2008, 11:58
Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post

My Mom? I'm still talking about my wife.

So you gave your wife a pearl necklace then? Good on ya!
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lilelvis2000 replied

3 March 2008, 11:43
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Absolutely. After giving your mom a pearl necklace the least you can do is buy her flowers.

My Mom? I'm still talking about my wife.
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