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I would like to nominate this thread
...for the Thread that Went Off Topic the Fastest and Stayed Off Topic the Most Consistently award.Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post...for the Thread that Went Off Topic the Fastest and Stayed Off Topic the Most Consistently award.
I am sure that I have seen threads go off topic sooner than the 2nd post in the past though.Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostIf it's a habit how often do you give her a pearl necklace?
No need to give her one. she can use the joint account and buy it herself.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostNo need to give her one. she can use the joint account and buy it herself.
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Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostNo need to give her one. she can use the joint account and buy it herself.Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.Comment
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Originally posted by SizeZero View PostSo you wouldn't mind her buying one from someone else?Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm sure I could be very generous with pearl necklaces ....shame the missus doesn't like 'em..I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Originally posted by Francko View PostIf she likes you then no wonder all her parameters are seriously screwed...Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostShe's a woman of class with fine, discerning taste
Churchill - In "Mellors" mode!Comment
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