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lolOriginally posted by realityhack View PostLOL
Worryingly indeed! I am convinced I have unearthed your Alter Ego. If you doubt this - install a keylogger. Your conscious self may 'black out' while your Captain Jack self takes over.

Well my 'alter-ego' is telling me I'm Spartacus in the CUK Northern Do thread!!

Ban multiple IDs I say!
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LOLOriginally posted by Xenophon View Post
Dude, I seriously do not need any assistance with camping-it-up! I am worringly adept at that already...
I can't believe you've played the Captain Jack card on me!!


Worryingly indeed! I am convinced I have unearthed your Alter Ego. If you doubt this - install a keylogger. Your conscious self may 'black out' while your Captain Jack self takes over.
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Xen, you are Captain Jack and I claim my 5 amnesia pills.Originally posted by Xenophon View Postsometimes it is hard not to shoot off a volley
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Limoncello. Its a very nice digestivo (settles the stomach - hence the tradition). Grappa and Amaro are good too.Originally posted by milanbenes View Postlol
Franko,
I gotta say, I love your country and your food,
also really like the alchohol with the lemon.
Funny tradition that is, a friend went there, he has Italian relatives and they buy the alcohol neat and add lemon and water to their own requirements.
Do you make that stuff Franko ?
Milan.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostAl dente.
I preferred your original post, Milan. I agree with you Taz that he may be a soft target, but the guy does not help himself one little bit. He just gives people so much ammo to fire at him and sometimes it is hard not to shoot off a volley!

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Franko,
I gotta say, I love your country and your food,
also really like the alchohol with the lemon.
Funny tradition that is, a friend went there, he has Italian relatives and they buy the alcohol neat and add lemon and water to their own requirements.
Do you make that stuff Franko ?
Milan.
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Xeno and Pondy,
sometimes, Benes Invoicing Ltd has to bow to peer pressure.
Apologies.
Milan.
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My response involving Pike (dads army) and Milhouse (simpsons) no longer makes any sense whatsoever.
So I'm going with al dente.
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Al dente.
I preferred your original post, Milan. I agree with you Taz that he may be a soft target, but the guy does not help himself one little bit. He just gives people so much ammo to fire at him and sometimes it is hard not to shoot off a volley!
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gut-wrenchingly overpowering and unpleasant
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