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Previously on "Did the Earth Move for you?"

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  • threaded
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    In my chip-shop in Doncaster the door to the wall clock opened, but I think maybe the last time the cleaner went over it she caught the sneck and didn't close it right.

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  • SizeZero
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    hmmm - you are right! Shall I send a donatio to help the people up there? How about a packet of crisps or some sunny Delight?
    No no, feel free to send them your shandy though, until real ale supplies are restored

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  • Board Game Geek
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    10 on the richter scale


    Sphincter Scale

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  • r0bly0ns
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    50 miles from the epicentre here - house shook and I woke up - scared the wotnots out of me for a second. First thing I said was "earthquake" as it's the 3rd I've experienced here in the last 20 years
    Depending on the direction, that means the wierd bloke living in my shed could be you.......

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  • NickFitz
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    I'm looking forward to getting home to Leicestershire on Friday and starting the process of putting all my books back on the shelves

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Coz there's lots & lots of little faults...
    sheesh , some people are always finding faults

    well, I, for one have enough on my plate





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  • Clippy
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    Classic quote from an eye witness:

    "I thought I was having a funny turn and was quite relieved when I found out it was an earthquake".

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  • HYpno27
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    Nobody down here in Hants felt a thing. But one of my colleagues who lives in Stratford upon Avon got shaken awake

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  • darmstadt
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    There was one here in Saarland about a week or so ago. Put a load of miners on short time or the dole queue

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    What should we do now, go loot shops for canned food?
    Only if you are in Russia.

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  • gadgetman
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    Similar effect in Northampton.

    Originally posted by wxman View Post
    An EarthQuake of all things at 00:58

    It did for me as I sat in front of my PC here in North West Leicestershire. The whole house shook and the noise was quite incredible.

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  • Platypus
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    50 miles from the epicentre here - house shook and I woke up - scared the wotnots out of me for a second. First thing I said was "earthquake" as it's the 3rd I've experienced here in the last 20 years

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Bod View Post
    Rectum Scale
    rectum ? bloomin near killed him








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  • Marina
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I wonder what the punishment is for major homosexual transgressions?
    Sodomy is one thing, but let's hope no one is tempted to commit Gomorrahary ..

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  • Bod
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    10 on the richter scale
    Rectum Scale

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