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oracleslave replied

26 February 2008, 14:45
Originally posted by chicane View Post

Damn you all, this thread was quite interesting until it started off on the usual tangent.

How does something start on a tangent?
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chicane replied

26 February 2008, 14:44
Damn you all, this thread was quite interesting until it started off on the usual tangent.
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Ardesco replied

26 February 2008, 14:31
Originally posted by basshead View Post

Arms have bends in the middle

Your point being......

(How else are you supposed to hit the G spot every time???)
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Xenophon replied

26 February 2008, 14:17
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Right answer to the wrong question.

He asked "who has", not "who is".

HTH.

I thought of the exact same line myself, but there was only Francko to use it on and I decided not to as he is not a bad chap.

Xeno in 'I'm all heart (& chopper)' mode
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Churchill replied

26 February 2008, 14:14
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Me.

Right answer to the wrong question.

He asked "who has", not "who is".

HTH.
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Francko replied

26 February 2008, 14:08
Originally posted by Archangel View Post

baby's

HTH

baby
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The Master replied

26 February 2008, 13:43
Hey, it's not just two hearts us Time Lords have got you know.
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Chugnut replied

26 February 2008, 13:40
Originally posted by basshead View Post

Arms have bends in the middle

Form an orderly queue girls!
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Xenophon replied

26 February 2008, 13:39
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Yes but who has the biggest penis?

Me.
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basshead replied

26 February 2008, 13:26
Originally posted by Chugnut View Post

I'm assuming you meant "baby's arm", otherwise sorry to hear that.

Arms have bends in the middle
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Chugnut replied

26 February 2008, 13:20
Originally posted by Francko View Post

Mine it's like a 2 years old baby.

I'm assuming you meant "baby's arm", otherwise sorry to hear that.
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Archangel replied

26 February 2008, 13:16
Originally posted by Francko View Post

Mine it's like a 2 years old baby.

baby's

HTH
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Francko replied

26 February 2008, 13:12
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Not me. Only 8 inches.

Mine it's like a 2 years old baby.
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The Master replied

26 February 2008, 13:01
Originally posted by 51st State View Post

From the floor?

No, from his forehead.

Arf-arf.
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51st State replied

26 February 2008, 12:51
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Not me. Only 8 inches.

From the floor?
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