Reply to: New Zealand

[scooterscot]

Right I'm back wot did I miss...


Oh about New Zealand, it nice for sure there be sunshine and cheap houses all over as kiwis are leaving in there droves to Oz for work. I would not live there though to far away, perhaps part time. I so loved the fact there's so few people about, quiet quiet.

Spent an afternoon on the Luge in queenstown that was the height of my adrenaline adventure...

Oh Emirates business class is not what it used to be, find someone else if i were you.

Right time for breaky, it should be dinner, but I feel like cornflakes...

[daviejones]

You laughing at your own jokes again .. note what I said above about the bafoon laughing at his own jokes.....

Do you mean buffoon? Dimwit!!!

[daviejones]

Yeah you are. You love me. Its ok, I am not inclined that way, I prefer woman, but can see how you find me so attractive. Hope you are ok with rejection. Give yourself a toi amke yourself feel better, everyone including you, finds them hilarious!!



Thats lucky, I doubt you would be allowed in with your lack of hygiene.

: sheep
: toi amke? Not sure on this one...

[tay]

From a plastic Aussie...who's own country has contributed nothing to the world..HAHA...


You really are a strange 'un...

Honestly though, the poem kinda summed you up !!

You laughing at your own jokes again .. note what I said above about the bafoon laughing at his own jokes.....

[tay]

Not obsessed really

Yeah you are. You love me. Its ok, I am not inclined that way, I prefer woman, but can see how you find me so attractive. Hope you are ok with rejection. Give yourself a toi amke yourself feel better, everyone including you, finds them hilarious!!

Then you start having a go about where they are going wrong in their domestic hygeine. Its not that I dislike you or other Kiwis, I am just fascinated and probably a little bit wary now.
I was considering a trip to NZ soonish - was

Thats lucky, I doubt you would be allowed in with your lack of hygiene.

[daviejones]

Rubbish, you are just to thick and obvious.

From a plastic Aussie...who's own country has contributed nothing to the world..HAHA...


You really are a strange 'un...

Honestly though, the poem kinda summed you up !!

[EternalOptimist]

Not obsessed really just fascinated by the way some peoples minds work. I mean, you go to a foreign country, get welcomed in, treated with fairness and respect, get a decent job (thats an assumption ), make friends, even like the culture, fit in quite well.
Then you start having a go about where they are going wrong in their domestic hygeine. Its not that I dislike you or other Kiwis, I am just fascinated and probably a little bit wary now.
I was considering a trip to NZ soonish - was

[tay]

No, he just put in more effort than I did and I must congratulate him on his post,

I just didn't think you deserved such an effort. HTH

Rubbish, you are just to thick and obvious.

[daviejones]

You see Davie, EO might have a hygiene problem, and be obsessed with me, but he can at least show some sort of imagination to his trolling.

No, he just put in more effort than I did and I must congratulate him on his post,

I just didn't think you deserved such an effort. HTH

[tay]

He's right Davie, unfortunately.
You failed to specify what type of sheep, I mean, not all sheep are the same. Some are much more, er, amenable, and I believe the 'Wellingtonians' provide the best overall experience, providing you have the correct loose-fitting wellies of course.
Many New Zealanders prefer to hide the evidence by putting their footwear in the shed , then pretending they dont like to wear shoes in the house. But we know better , eh davie?

There once was a bogun called Tay
who took the young sheep all the way
he stood in their poos
so he wouldnt wear shoes
there isnt much else left to say

You see Davie, EO might have a hygiene problem, and be obsessed with me, but he can at least show some sort of imagination to his trolling.

[daviejones]

I just mean it showed you be a complete troll, but very stupid and one completely lacking in humour or ability to be subtle. Bit like the baffoon that laughs loudest at his own jokes while everyone else laughs at him.

Some people make useful contributions to threads like these, and some people think sheep jokes are still the funniest thing... you just proved which type you are Davie boy.. thanks.

Well if I had made a more intelligent comment, you would not have understood it!!

A plastic Aussie that does not like sheep jokes!!! Oh Dear...

[EternalOptimist]

I just mean it showed you be a complete troll, but very stupid and one completely lacking in humour or ability to be subtle. Bit like the baffoon that laughs loudest at his own jokes while everyone else laughs at him.

Some people make useful contributions to threads like these, and some people think sheep jokes are still the funniest thing... you just proved which type you are Davie boy.. thanks.

He's right Davie, unfortunately.
You failed to specify what type of sheep, I mean, not all sheep are the same. Some are much more, er, amenable, and I believe the 'Wellingtonians' provide the best overall experience, providing you have the correct loose-fitting wellies of course.
Many New Zealanders prefer to hide the evidence by putting their footwear in the shed , then pretending they dont like to wear shoes in the house. But we know better , eh davie?

There once was a bogun called Tay
who took the young sheep all the way
he stood in their poos
so he wouldnt wear shoes
there isnt much else left to say

[malvolio]

Nah. Real challenge is to see (and film) a wild cassowary

Then again, you have to be in Oz to do that. You did want a bit of a challenge, didn't you...?

[SueEllen]

I've heard good things about these before, will be on the list...

Also we'd like to see the penguins, or should I say my wife would like to see the penguins...

Saw a blue penguin close up by accident. It was just standing on the beach on it's own obviously waiting for tourists like us just to take it's photo.

Oh make sure you see a Kea or two.

[tay]

Didn't wanna get you mixed up with our decent Aussie friends...

I just mean it showed you be a complete troll, but very stupid and one completely lacking in humour or ability to be subtle. Bit like the baffoon that laughs loudest at his own jokes while everyone else laughs at him.

Some people make useful contributions to threads like these, and some people think sheep jokes are still the funniest thing... you just proved which type you are Davie boy.. thanks.