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Churchill replied

22 February 2008, 10:49
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

I am being persecuted. I am a newbie looking for cuddles and I think this language and abuse is unfair. Help!

Try dialling 0800-DENNYFORPM
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oracleslave replied

22 February 2008, 10:48
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Get Noddyed!!!

I am being persecuted. I am a newbie looking for cuddles and I think this language and abuse is unfair. Help!
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Churchill replied

22 February 2008, 10:47
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

BAN HIM!!

Get Noddyed!!!
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oracleslave replied

22 February 2008, 10:40
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Arse!
Norks!
Bollocks!
Twat!

Oh Dear, it didn't translate them...

BAN HIM!!
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Churchill replied

22 February 2008, 10:39
Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post

rose

Arse!
Norks!
Bollocks!
Twat!

Oh Dear, it didn't translate them...
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KathyWoolfe replied

22 February 2008, 10:16
Originally posted by Marina View Post

Wouldn't it be a good idea to get a definitive list of euphemisms, by posting every bad word you can think of and see how these are translated?

I'll go first - the worst words I can think of:

tulip
daisy
lupin
marigold
poppy
pansy
artichoke
daffodil
carnation

OK, any others guys? ..

rose
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threaded replied

22 February 2008, 08:44
Well I just posted about a noddyatoo and it came out 'noddy'atoo
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Marina replied

22 February 2008, 08:40
Wouldn't it be a good idea to get a definitive list of euphemisms, by posting every bad word you can think of and see how these are translated?

I'll go first - the worst words I can think of:

tulip
daisy
lupin
marigold
poppy
pansy
artichoke
daffodil
carnation

OK, any others guys? ..
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realityhack replied

22 February 2008, 08:21
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

The big brother item.

Erk. Surely something should be done...
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Sysman replied

22 February 2008, 00:53
Originally posted by Gonzo View Post

Another victim of the profanity filter.

tinyurl to the rescue
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Gonzo replied

21 February 2008, 23:26
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

http://hmrcistulipe.blogspot.com

The big brother item. Can't find anything about it on google.

Another victim of the profanity filter.
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xoggoth started a topic What's this about?

21 February 2008, 23:19
What's this about?

The big brother item. Can't find anything about it on google.

OH FOR FFS!!!!

http://hmrcistulipe.blogspot.com/2008...g-brother.html

No wonder I cant get the link to work! The stupid CUK sweary thing is changing the name in the URL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway click and change tulipe to what HMRC are.

Last edited by xoggoth; 21 February 2008, 23:29.
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