Reply to: Invasion?

[NoddY]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle817553.ece

Can you imagine this thing at 3ft long and 44lb?

Please, no mother-in-law jokes.

[PAH]

What about the mindless unwashed masses ?

They still generate heat! What they make of their 'existence' is up to them. We're free to dream what we like after all. That is until the thought police start using these contraptions against us.

[Diver]

At least it'll keep the calories down when everyone starts relying on this mind control.

The matrix gets one step closer. In 50 years they'll think it's a documentary.

What about the mindless unwashed masses ?

[PAH]

Try opening my wifes cake storage tin with mind control

At least it'll keep the calories down when everyone starts relying on this mind control.

The matrix gets one step closer. In 50 years they'll think it's a documentary.

[Diver]

Fingers are so over-rated anyway. Soon we'll have stuff like this to control things with.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7254078.stm

Try opening my wifes cake storage tin with mind control

[PAH]

Indeed.

Just ask Diver...

Put his fingers somewhere he shouldn't did he.

There's some dangerous snappers out there. You just have to watch "The Deep" to know that, which whilst not being a patch on Jaws (by the same author), it redeemed itself with the casting of Jacqueline Bisset.

For that reason I prefer to do all my diving on dry land.

[PAH]

Or their fingers!

Fingers are so over-rated anyway. Soon we'll have stuff like this to control things with.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7254078.stm

[BoredBloke]

There's going to be some very confused kids thinking they've just taken a frog home, and wondering where the cat's disappeared to.

Or their fingers!

[PAH]

Not sure.....this thing can live out of water for 4 days apparently so it could just sneak out and hide behind a bush until the pike gets fed up and swims off...

So Snakehead v Pike...who's gonna be the daddy?

There's going to be some very confused kids thinking they've just taken a frog home, and wondering where the cat's disappeared to.

I await to see if some 'celebrity' takes one in and promptly starts this years craze for the latest pet. Small dogs scatting in their hand bag must have got on their nerves by now, they'll be looking for the next big thing.

[daviejones]

I'm sure the giant pike that lives in every river and pond will soon send it packing.

Not sure.....this thing can live out of water for 4 days apparently so it could just sneak out and hide behind a bush until the pike gets fed up and swims off...

So Snakehead v Pike...who's gonna be the daddy?

[PAH]

I'm sure the giant pike that lives in every river and pond will soon send it packing.

[daviejones]

At least they can't drive tanks!!!

[sunnysan]

Hmmm

It lives in a very hot part of the world. I doubt it could survive in the rivers here on a large scale.

Maybe we should organise a New Labour team building river race in one of the affected rivers to find out.

[Sockpuppet]

It lives in a very hot part of the world. I doubt it could survive in the rivers here on a large scale.

[BoredBloke]

I like the quote

An Environment Agency source said last night: “The reaction was, ‘Oh s***’. This is the ultimate invasive species — if it starts breeding here it’s a disaster.”

So is that the official word from the environment agency. What next the DWP calling the unemployed a bunch of workshy scrounging feckers or the police describing thieves as pikey chavs