At least they can't drive tanks!!!
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I'm sure the giant pike that lives in every river and pond will soon send it packing.
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Not sure.....this thing can live out of water for 4 days apparently so it could just sneak out and hide behind a bush until the pike gets fed up and swims off...Originally posted by PAH View PostI'm sure the giant pike that lives in every river and pond will soon send it packing.
So Snakehead v Pike...who's gonna be the daddy?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostNot sure.....this thing can live out of water for 4 days apparently so it could just sneak out and hide behind a bush until the pike gets fed up and swims off...
So Snakehead v Pike...who's gonna be the daddy?
There's going to be some very confused kids thinking they've just taken a frog home, and wondering where the cat's disappeared to.
I await to see if some 'celebrity' takes one in and promptly starts this years craze for the latest pet. Small dogs scatting in their hand bag must have got on their nerves by now, they'll be looking for the next big thing.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Or their fingers!Originally posted by PAH View PostThere's going to be some very confused kids thinking they've just taken a frog home, and wondering where the cat's disappeared to.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Fingers are so over-rated anyway. Soon we'll have stuff like this to control things with.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostOr their fingers!
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Originally posted by zeitghostIndeed.
Just ask Diver...
Put his fingers somewhere he shouldn't did he.
There's some dangerous snappers out there. You just have to watch "The Deep" to know that, which whilst not being a patch on Jaws (by the same author), it redeemed itself with the casting of Jacqueline Bisset.
For that reason I prefer to do all my diving on dry land.
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Try opening my wifes cake storage tin with mind controlOriginally posted by PAH View PostFingers are so over-rated anyway. Soon we'll have stuff like this to control things with.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7254078.stm
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Originally posted by Diver View PostTry opening my wifes cake storage tin with mind control
At least it'll keep the calories down when everyone starts relying on this mind control.
The matrix gets one step closer. In 50 years they'll think it's a documentary.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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What about the mindless unwashed masses ?Originally posted by PAH View PostAt least it'll keep the calories down when everyone starts relying on this mind control.
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