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PAH replied

14 February 2008, 10:35
Originally posted by SandyDown View Post

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie

I think you need to cut a mouth hole, you need more oxygen.

You could also write "Glory Hole" above it, if you want to make a few quick bucks on the way home.
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SandyDown replied

13 February 2008, 19:09
When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie
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SandyDown replied

13 February 2008, 18:45
I didn't get banned !!
Ferret must like me ..

Linky
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daviejones replied

13 February 2008, 13:15
Originally posted by Tensai View Post

You wish

So do I...
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Tensai replied

13 February 2008, 12:56
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

She's gonna blow !

You wish
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PAH replied

13 February 2008, 12:52
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Oi shut it

streaky bacon and long pig? no idea what you are on about

Congratulations, you've passed this part of the "is she or isn't a she" test. In other words it's a bloke thing.
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cailin maith replied

13 February 2008, 12:46
Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View Post

Do you want a tour of my "ship"?

- show you my crystals if you like

I'll pass thanks

Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View Post

Indeed Spock

Have you noticed how Uhura is getting a bit saggy-perhaps we could invite Callin Wotsits to climb aboard with us, I believe she would be well up for it

Not unless you suddenly morph in to Captain Picard
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cailin maith replied

13 February 2008, 12:45
Originally posted by PAH View Post

Says Cailin Merkin over there!

Whatever you do, don't ask the giant alien lizard to "eat me". Your idea of streaky bacon and his idea of long-pig may not necessarily be the same.

Oi shut it

streaky bacon and long pig? no idea what you are on about
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James Tiberius Kirk replied

13 February 2008, 12:41
Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post

This is most illogical

Indeed Spock

Have you noticed how Uhura is getting a bit saggy-perhaps we could invite Callin Wotsits to climb aboard with us, I believe she would be well up for it
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BA to the Stars replied

13 February 2008, 12:24
This is most illogical
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PAH replied

13 February 2008, 12:22
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Listen wiggy, leave the lizard alone....

Says Cailin Merkin over there!

Whatever you do, don't ask the giant alien lizard to "eat me". Your idea of streaky bacon and his idea of long-pig may not necessarily be the same.
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TheFaQQer replied

13 February 2008, 12:22
Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View Post

Do you want a tour of my "ship"?

- show you my crystals if you like

She cannae take it, Cap'n! She's gonna blow !
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James Tiberius Kirk replied

13 February 2008, 12:21
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Listen wiggy, leave the lizard alone....

Do you want a tour of my "ship"?

- show you my crystals if you like
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cailin maith replied

13 February 2008, 12:15
Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View Post

As reptiles go he's quite certifiable- thinks polystrene rocks are an effective weapon

Listen wiggy, leave the lizard alone....
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James Tiberius Kirk replied

13 February 2008, 11:47
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Zeity isn't mad - just a misunderstood Giant Alien Lizard

As reptiles go he's quite certifiable- thinks polystrene rocks are an effective weapon
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