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    #11
    Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View Post
    As reptiles go he's quite certifiable- thinks polystrene rocks are an effective weapon
    Listen wiggy, leave the lizard alone....
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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      #12
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Listen wiggy, leave the lizard alone....
      Do you want a tour of my "ship"?

      - show you my crystals if you like

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        #13
        Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View Post
        Do you want a tour of my "ship"?

        - show you my crystals if you like
        She cannae take it, Cap'n! She's gonna blow !
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          #14
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Listen wiggy, leave the lizard alone....
          Says Cailin Merkin over there!

          Whatever you do, don't ask the giant alien lizard to "eat me". Your idea of streaky bacon and his idea of long-pig may not necessarily be the same.
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
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            #15
            This is most illogical

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              #16
              Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
              This is most illogical
              Indeed Spock

              Have you noticed how Uhura is getting a bit saggy-perhaps we could invite Callin Wotsits to climb aboard with us, I believe she would be well up for it

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                #17
                Originally posted by PAH View Post
                Says Cailin Merkin over there!

                Whatever you do, don't ask the giant alien lizard to "eat me". Your idea of streaky bacon and his idea of long-pig may not necessarily be the same.
                Oi shut it

                streaky bacon and long pig? no idea what you are on about
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View Post
                  Do you want a tour of my "ship"?

                  - show you my crystals if you like
                  I'll pass thanks

                  Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View Post
                  Indeed Spock

                  Have you noticed how Uhura is getting a bit saggy-perhaps we could invite Callin Wotsits to climb aboard with us, I believe she would be well up for it
                  Not unless you suddenly morph in to Captain Picard
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Oi shut it

                    streaky bacon and long pig? no idea what you are on about

                    Congratulations, you've passed this part of the "is she or isn't a she" test. In other words it's a bloke thing.
                    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                    Feist - I Feel It All
                    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      She's gonna blow !
                      You wish

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