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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostListen wiggy, leave the lizard alone....
- show you my crystals if you likeComment
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Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View PostDo you want a tour of my "ship"?
- show you my crystals if you likeComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostListen wiggy, leave the lizard alone....
Whatever you do, don't ask the giant alien lizard to "eat me". Your idea of streaky bacon and his idea of long-pig may not necessarily be the same.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostThis is most illogical
Have you noticed how Uhura is getting a bit saggy-perhaps we could invite Callin Wotsits to climb aboard with us, I believe she would be well up for itComment
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Originally posted by PAH View PostSays Cailin Merkin over there!
Whatever you do, don't ask the giant alien lizard to "eat me". Your idea of streaky bacon and his idea of long-pig may not necessarily be the same.
streaky bacon and long pig? no idea what you are on aboutBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View PostDo you want a tour of my "ship"?
- show you my crystals if you like
Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View PostIndeed Spock
Have you noticed how Uhura is getting a bit saggy-perhaps we could invite Callin Wotsits to climb aboard with us, I believe she would be well up for itBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOi shut it
streaky bacon and long pig? no idea what you are on about
Congratulations, you've passed this part of the "is she or isn't a she" test. In other words it's a bloke thing.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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