They're not quite sure when or where it will hit exactly.
But you know the telephone box on the corner of Hammond Rd ?
Don't use it at 13.52 on the 3rd of March
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Originally posted by AtW View PostStep 1: hack US satellite to drop it into the ocean at predetermined location
Step 2: wait for subs to appear at where it is going to drop
Step 3: Call the japs and tell them you've spotted some particularly tasty looking whales.
Step 4: Call hollywood and propose a modern day version of Moby Dick
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostRussians, save millions of rubles on trying to find top secret US Submarines, just ask AtW, he knows where they all are.
Step 2: wait for subs to appear at where it is going to drop
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The satellite has thrusters, small engines used to position it in space, that contain the toxic rocket fuel hydrazine. Hydrazine can cause harm to anyone who comes into contact.
The satellite, known by its military designation US193, was launched in December 2006. It lost power and its central computer failed almost immediately afterwards, leaving it uncontrollable. It carried a complex and secret imaging sensor.
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post£10 says it lands in the sea and no one witnesses it
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Shame it's not still operational. They could have put a live feed online so people knew which direction to run in as it came hurtling down.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostSuggestion - on the date of failure have a party with your worst enemies - if it hits you then at least you won't go alone.
How boring if it lands in the sea. Why can't it land on the White House or the Pentagon, for irony's sake if not spectacle.
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