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Churchill replied

11 February 2008, 10:11
Originally posted by zeitghost

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Oi, stick with your own kind!

Bloody Lizards come round 'ere nicking all our mammals!
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cojak replied

11 February 2008, 10:01
Yeah - wobbly bits and all....
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Churchill replied

11 February 2008, 09:19
Originally posted by cojak View Post

5' 7" - 9st 5lbs....

You know I loves ya really!
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Churchill replied

11 February 2008, 09:18
Originally posted by zeitghost

You're dead....

Yeah, but what a way to go!!!
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cojak replied

11 February 2008, 09:18
5' 7" - 9st 5lbs....
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Churchill replied

11 February 2008, 09:01
Originally posted by zeitghost

And the diving suit...

Yeah, neoprene holds all the flabby bits in...
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Churchill replied

11 February 2008, 07:37
Originally posted by cojak View Post

What an accolade..

It's the heels darling, the heels!
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cojak replied

10 February 2008, 15:37
What an accolade..
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Churchill replied

10 February 2008, 12:12
Originally posted by cojak View Post

You'll never be gay to me, Dear...

Caution!!!!

MILF alert!
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cojak replied

10 February 2008, 10:49
Originally posted by Diver View Post

So now I'm gay? !!!

Now I have to dump the wife and find a boyfriend

You'll never be gay to me, Dear...
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cojak replied

10 February 2008, 10:48
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

A 10 day course about make-up?!!!

Jesus H. Christ Cojak!!!

No, just the one-day executive course (I attached the wrong page, oops...). I'm not after a career change in it...

I just want a bit of extra help at the interview stage...

I'm not a big believer in botox and surgery.

Last edited by cojak; 10 February 2008, 10:50.
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Diver replied

10 February 2008, 07:05
Originally posted by Francko View Post

Congratulations on the 2 stones lost SA.

Anyway since the thread clearly said that boys cannot write here unless gay it turns out that the following people are gay:

sasguru
brillopad
ardesco
pah
zeitghost
churchill
diver

ops... me too now...

So now I'm gay? !!!

Now I have to dump the wife and find a boyfriend
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Diver replied

10 February 2008, 07:05
Originally posted by Francko View Post

Congratulations on the 2 stones lost SA.

Anyway since the thread clearly said that boys cannot write here unless gay it turns out that the following people are gay:

sasguru
brillopad
ardesco
pah
zeitghost
churchill
diver

ops... me too now...

So now I'm gay!!!

Now I have to dump the wife and find a boyfriend
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Diver replied

10 February 2008, 06:14
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

'morning Diver!

How's the spandex?

Morning

http://www.spandexman.com/Thumbnails/404_1.sized.jpg

Super
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PAH replied

9 February 2008, 16:55
Originally posted by Francko View Post

Congratulations on the 2 stones lost SA.

Yes, very impressive. Unless she's gone all yank on us and put the numbers the wrong way round! 2 pounds isn't nearly as impressive. As Peter Kay says, some of us tulip that much.

Originally posted by Francko View Post

Anyway since the thread clearly said that boys cannot write here unless gay it turns out that the following people are gay:

sasguru
brillopad
ardesco
pah
zeitghost
churchill
diver

ops... me too now...

You can't really blame us. It's like when blokes go down the pub to watch the footy and you find women there who aren't interested in the game, because they know there's going to be lots of blokes there.
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