Reply to: Men's moisturiser any good?

[PAH]

Just a couple of drops is fine (I use about 3 or 4). Massage it into your palms then apply to your mug and neck areas, jobs a good 'en. I always massage my two small scars for about five seconds each. Works well as you'll see over time.

It is a little greasy I guess, but try a few drops first, don't pile it on or you'll look like an Iraqi

Ahh, right. Though I tend not to massage stuff into my palms first as that's not where I want it to go! My hands are soft enough.

[miffy]

Got some bio-oil at the weekend. How much do you use, it just says massage it in? Should you be able to feel it on the skin, and if so, isn't non-greasy oil an oxymoron?

Just a couple of drops is fine (I use about 3 or 4). Massage it into your palms then apply to your mug and neck areas, jobs a good 'en. I always massage my two small scars for about five seconds each. Works well as you'll see over time.

It is a little greasy I guess, but try a few drops first, don't pile it on or you'll look like an Iraqi

[PAH]

None of these moisterizers are clinical proven to work or indeed be any better than the cheapest. The reason for that is they aren't any better, but as long as there are mugs out there

You may be right:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1879

£1.89 a pot, for an Aldi home brand that's wiping the floor with the snobbier creams.

Got some bio-oil at the weekend. How much do you use, it just says massage it in? Should you be able to feel it on the skin, and if so, isn't non-greasy oil an oxymoron?

[oracleslave]

Pillow biter?

[PAH]

I had one mumble "WMMMfff Ffffole", what was that about?

Pillow biter?

[Churchill]

Just be careful in the dark then. Once had a girlfriend say "wrong hole". That was back in the day when I was inexperienced and she was tight in all her holes, so was hard to tell by touch alone. Closest I ever came to getting a brown bell-end.

I had one mumble "WMMMfff Ffffole", what was that about?

[PAH]

I am yet to get my brown wings. Hope it stays that way.

Just be careful in the dark then. Once had a girlfriend say "wrong hole". That was back in the day when I was inexperienced and she was tight in all her holes, so was hard to tell by touch alone. Closest I ever came to getting a brown bell-end.

[oracleslave]

I don't think pegging has made the women's glossies just yet, which is where they get their sex education from these days.

Having said that, at the dentists the other week, they had a Men's Health magazine where it had an article on "The Last Taboo" and how to go about getting some. Turns out the last taboo is 'anal', which has never really done anything for me. I even fast forward the porn vids where they insist on going off-road.

I am yet to get my brown wings. Hope it stays that way.

[PAH]

Nah, if she is naughty she might be keen on using the KY Jelly for a spot of Pegging.

I don't think pegging has made the women's glossies just yet, which is where they get their sex education from these days.

Having said that, at the dentists the other week, they had a Men's Health magazine where it had an article on "The Last Taboo" and how to go about getting some. Turns out the last taboo is 'anal', which has never really done anything for me. I even fast forward the porn vids where they insist on going off-road.

[oracleslave]

Or if she's a naughty girl you get her number.

Nah, if she is naughty she might be keen on using the KY Jelly for a spot of Pegging.

[PAH]

Don't forget the "pot noodles"

Bio oil is in a white box with orange writing on it (I hate trying to locate things in a huge supermarket).

You'll be fine though, it's when you buy KY jelly you get the checkout girl thinking.

Or if she's a naughty girl you get her number.

[PAH]

That's like the story about AtW going through the checkout...

He's just about to pay the bill when the girl behind the checkout says. "You're single, aren't you?"

He replays, "Yes I am, how did you know, is it all these meals for one?"

No she says, "It's because you're an ugly F*cker!"

[threaded]

I use Nivea, but there again I'm an outdoors type, racing my MTB in all weather conditions, so need it.

[Churchill]

The credence of bio oil probably being one of the few 'beauty' products that actually works is given weight when you consider pregnant women use it to reduce evidence (and maybe even occurance) of stretch marks.

I'll add it to the shopping list. So that's 20 ready meals, a case of guiness, a copy of Razzle, box of kleenex, and a pot of bio oil. I'm sure I won't get any strange looks at the checkout.

That's like the story about AtW going through the checkout...

He's just about to pay the bill when the girl behind the checkout says. "You're single, aren't you?"

He replays, "Yes I am, how did you know, is it all these meals for one?"

No she says, "It's because you're an ugly F*cker!"

[miffy]

I'll add it to the shopping list. So that's 20 ready meals, a case of guiness, a copy of Razzle, box of kleenex, and a pot of bio oil. I'm sure I won't get any strange looks at the checkout.

Don't forget the "pot noodles"

Bio oil is in a white box with orange writing on it (I hate trying to locate things in a huge supermarket).

You'll be fine though, it's when you buy KY jelly you get the checkout girl thinking.