Men's moisturiser any good?

[PAH]

Don't forget the "pot noodles"

Bio oil is in a white box with orange writing on it (I hate trying to locate things in a huge supermarket).

You'll be fine though, it's when you buy KY jelly you get the checkout girl thinking.

Or if she's a naughty girl you get her number.

[oracleslave]

Or if she's a naughty girl you get her number.

Nah, if she is naughty she might be keen on using the KY Jelly for a spot of Pegging.

[PAH]

Nah, if she is naughty she might be keen on using the KY Jelly for a spot of Pegging.

I don't think pegging has made the women's glossies just yet, which is where they get their sex education from these days.

Having said that, at the dentists the other week, they had a Men's Health magazine where it had an article on "The Last Taboo" and how to go about getting some. Turns out the last taboo is 'anal', which has never really done anything for me. I even fast forward the porn vids where they insist on going off-road.

[oracleslave]

I don't think pegging has made the women's glossies just yet, which is where they get their sex education from these days.

Having said that, at the dentists the other week, they had a Men's Health magazine where it had an article on "The Last Taboo" and how to go about getting some. Turns out the last taboo is 'anal', which has never really done anything for me. I even fast forward the porn vids where they insist on going off-road.

I am yet to get my brown wings. Hope it stays that way.

[PAH]

I am yet to get my brown wings. Hope it stays that way.

Just be careful in the dark then. Once had a girlfriend say "wrong hole". That was back in the day when I was inexperienced and she was tight in all her holes, so was hard to tell by touch alone. Closest I ever came to getting a brown bell-end.

[Churchill]

Just be careful in the dark then. Once had a girlfriend say "wrong hole". That was back in the day when I was inexperienced and she was tight in all her holes, so was hard to tell by touch alone. Closest I ever came to getting a brown bell-end.

I had one mumble "WMMMfff Ffffole", what was that about?

[PAH]

I had one mumble "WMMMfff Ffffole", what was that about?

Pillow biter?

[oracleslave]

Pillow biter?

[PAH]

None of these moisterizers are clinical proven to work or indeed be any better than the cheapest. The reason for that is they aren't any better, but as long as there are mugs out there

You may be right:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1879

£1.89 a pot, for an Aldi home brand that's wiping the floor with the snobbier creams.

Got some bio-oil at the weekend. How much do you use, it just says massage it in? Should you be able to feel it on the skin, and if so, isn't non-greasy oil an oxymoron?

[miffy]

Got some bio-oil at the weekend. How much do you use, it just says massage it in? Should you be able to feel it on the skin, and if so, isn't non-greasy oil an oxymoron?

Just a couple of drops is fine (I use about 3 or 4). Massage it into your palms then apply to your mug and neck areas, jobs a good 'en. I always massage my two small scars for about five seconds each. Works well as you'll see over time.

It is a little greasy I guess, but try a few drops first, don't pile it on or you'll look like an Iraqi