Tesco Value Tattoos

[PAH]

Also their kitchen cupboards will no longer be stocked up with pickled onion flavour space raiders.

That's about as clear an image regarding the decline of Great Britain as I can think of. In my day it was pickled onion flavour monster munch. How times have changed for the worse.

[Shimano105]

Speaking of outrageous chav behaviour, I overheard a 'woman' in town calling her kids...

"Fendi !.... Kenzo !...."

I tulip you not.

Maybe I should move back to Dorset.

I heard someone calling their brat "Kenzo" not far away from Leeds. Surely there can't be more than one...

[miffy]

I've said this before on here, but I once was in town (bench time) when 2 fat lasses waddled up towards McD's pushing a pram each. Then a group of lads came over and one of them complete with his tracksuit bottoms tucked into his socks, Nike Shocks, badly fitting cap worn at an odd angle, one hand tucked into his pants and with the other, holding a cig, he pointed into one of the prams and said to his mates

"Fookin Look at it. It's got me fookin eyes ant it. Fookin ell!"

I guess this poor little sod was called it - just like in the adams family

Shocking.

People like that are a total discrace and not a single one of them making any kind of contribution to society. Nothing more than oxygen thiefs.

I guess that's why IR35 was created, otherwise these chavs won't be able to afford to dine out in luxury at Maccy D's everyday. Also their kitchen cupboards will no longer be stocked up with pickled onion flavour space raiders.

[oracleslave]

I've said this before on here, but I once was in town (bench time) when 2 fat lasses waddled up towards McD's pushing a pram each. Then a group of lads came over and one of them complete with his tracksuit bottoms tucked into his socks, Nike Shocks, badly fitting cap worn at an odd angle, one hand tucked into his pants and with the other, holding a cig, he pointed into one of the prams and said to his mates

"Fookin Look at it. It's got me fookin eyes ant it. Fookin ell!"

I guess this poor little sod was called it - just like in the adams family

Some people sshould just not be allowed to breed

[BoredBloke]

I've said this before on here, but I once was in town (bench time) when 2 fat lasses waddled up towards McD's pushing a pram each. Then a group of lads came over and one of them complete with his tracksuit bottoms tucked into his socks, Nike Shocks, badly fitting cap worn at an odd angle, one hand tucked into his pants and with the other, holding a cig, he pointed into one of the prams and said to his mates

"Fookin Look at it. It's got me fookin eyes ant it. Fookin ell!"

I guess this poor little sod was called it - just like in the adams family

[miffy]

I did not think about whether it meant forever. I'm just going to have to keep it as I can't afford to get another one done.

Thats awesome.

[Bod]

Speaking of outrageous chav behaviour, I overheard a 'woman' in town calling her kids...

"Fendi !.... Kenzo !...."

I tulip you not.

Maybe I should move back to Dorset.

[cailin maith]

I remember reading about two blokes who ended up with the wrong names tattooed on them because the tattooist got confused.

It was only when one of them kept getting called "Barry" when he was in China that it twigged.

(Or was that CM's new tattoo, I forget)

no words on my tats - I'm not quite that daft!

[PAH]

I can see a new sport emerging from this. Winner is the one who spots the highest profile 'celebrity' with a tattoo they think says "Romeo" when in fact it says "twat".

Sorry, just won, it's Beckham.

[TheFaQQer]

I remember reading about two blokes who ended up with the wrong names tattooed on them because the tattooist got confused.

It was only when one of them kept getting called "Barry" when he was in China that it twigged.

(Or was that CM's new tattoo, I forget)

[Pondlife]

Saw a prog about this a few years back.

Some chav wanted 'Power' and ended up with 'Fat White Boy'

Nothing wrong wth this practise whatsoever!

[PAH]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7139492.stm

When teenager Joanne Raine had her boyfriend's nickname "Roo" tattooed on her stomach it was supposed to be a sign of her undying love.
The 19-year-old from Darlington paid £80 for the Chinese artwork in 2004 and was delighted with the results.

That was until she showed it off in a Chinese takeaway and found out it actually spelled "supermarket."

The pair have now split up, but Miss Raine said she will keep the tattoo because she cannot afford a new one.

She said: "I did it because I wanted to show him how much I loved him and he had one done as well.

"I did not think about whether it meant forever. I'm just going to have to keep it as I can't afford to get another one done."

I often wondered if the tatooists ever took the opportunity to have a laugh with all these skanks and their foreign tatts. Now we know.