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Captain Jack replied

29 January 2008, 16:40
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Don't worry, I'd do the same for you too. It's only polite.
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oracleslave replied

29 January 2008, 16:39
Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post

I gave him a reach-around, if that's what you mean?
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Captain Jack replied

29 January 2008, 16:33
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

As long as he did the decent thing.

I gave him a reach-around, if that's what you mean?
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Pondlife replied

29 January 2008, 16:28
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Until Captain Jack introduced him to certain "pleasures"...

As long as he did the decent thing.
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Churchill replied

29 January 2008, 16:25
Originally posted by Lucifer Box View Post

He used to post here, didn't he?

Until Captain Jack introduced him to certain "pleasures"...
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Lucifer Box replied

29 January 2008, 16:23
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Alas, you need to ask Gunnery Sergeant Hartman for his.

He used to post here, didn't he?
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TheFaQQer replied

29 January 2008, 16:20
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I haven't got one, can I borrow yours?

Alas, you need to ask Gunnery Sergeant Hartman for his.
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Churchill replied

29 January 2008, 16:18
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Close.

The correct line was actually "Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister."

I haven't got one, can I borrow yours?
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TheFaQQer replied

29 January 2008, 16:17
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I don't, as a matter of principle!

Oh bollocks!

Close.

The correct line was actually "Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister."
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Churchill replied

29 January 2008, 16:15
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

I agree with sasguru.

I don't, as a matter of principle!

Oh bollocks!
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TheFaQQer replied

29 January 2008, 16:12
I agree with sasguru.
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sasguru replied

29 January 2008, 16:11
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

I suspect it will quietly slip off the end of the rankings never to be seen again.

I wouldn't be so sure if I were you

Last edited by sasguru; 29 January 2008, 16:13.
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TheFaQQer replied

29 January 2008, 16:08
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

Posted in error, thought better of it, closed browser and didnt think it would post but it did, sorry PLEASE DELETE

I suspect it will quietly slip off the end of the rankings never to be seen again.
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Sysman replied

29 January 2008, 14:44
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

Sorry this was posted in error I thought better of it and closed browser thinking it wouldnt post but it did sorry, admins please delete.

It didn't work for TPD. Why should this thread be any different?
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basshead replied

29 January 2008, 14:15
He had sex with me and told me he didn't need to wear a condom because they were only scabs, not warts.
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