Staying awake at work

[AlfredJPruffock]

Then you may as well join Wordsworth and die

Has anybody else noticed how friendly people are these days ?

If Words could kill
They'd probably will -
Jeux Sans Frontiers
War without Tears

[DodgyAgent]

Everybody Seems to think I'm Lazy
I don't mind - I think they're Crazy
Running around at such a Speed
Till they find - theres no need

Please dont wake me -
No dont shake me
Leave me where I am
I'm only Sleeping

Then you may as well join Wordsworth and die

[AlfredJPruffock]

Everybody Seems to think I'm Lazy
I don't mind - I think they're Crazy
Running around at such a Speed
Till they find - theres no need

Please dont wake me -
No dont shake me
Leave me where I am
I'm only Sleeping

[Troll]

Plot out an old-fashioned killing spree. To make the hours fly by, there's nothing quite like working out the order you plan to off your colleagues with a Hilti gun.

politicians

Uzi

[Rantor]

Plot out an old-fashioned killing spree. To make the hours fly by, there's nothing quite like working out the order you plan to off your colleagues with a Hilti gun.

[cailin maith]

Please give some ideas - I ve been so utterly bored recently – I can hardly keep myself awake in front of the monitor… Been lagged into permie’s tempo of work and feeling like the time has stopped…

Make friends with Wilmslow.... he whinges a lot too

[BrowneIssue]

My Italian colleague said that Italians don't drink coffee in the morning, as it would wake them up for work.

Stop drinking coffee.

Why don't civil servants look out of the window in the morning?

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They'd have nothing to do in the afternoon!

[NotAllThere]

My Italian colleague said that Italians don't drink coffee in the morning, as it would wake them up for work.

Stop drinking coffee.

[rhubarb]

find a forum for the cuk holiday.

If anyone is able to attend this online forum on thursday afternoon and inundate my useless train company with 'interesting' questions, I'd be ever so grateful.

http://www.firstcapitalconnect.co.uk...?iCmsPageId=78

Rhubarb.

[BrowneIssue]

• Get a new gig.
• Tell Da Management you're bored and will leave unless they give you something hard and challenging to do.
• Start an affair with a colleague.
• See how much self abuse you can get away with in the loo before someone says something.
• Write articles for the trade press for fame and glory.
• Write articles for the "Take a Break" and "Chat" type magazines for money.
• See if you can find another gig that you can fulfil on-line and do from your desk while charging CurrentClientCo.
• Read The Register - it looks like research.
• Install that text browser (Lynx, isn't it?) and read whatever you want online!
• Search for "Things to do when bored" in Google and follow the links (some are utter genius).
• Print off huge .PDFs at work to take home. Start with the PCG Guide to Freelancing as practice. (My record is 1200 pages in a day in an open plan office!)
• Read a text copy of The Jargon File (hey, you're bored, you find it).
• Research the Gutenburg Project and find some books to read.
• See how many trashy paperbacks you can read in a week while sat on the loo.
• Become the tea & coffee monitor. Enjoy the kitchen.
• Become the stationery monitor. Enjoy the POWER.

Oh daffodils. I'm far too good at this.

[BrilloPad]

We work in a Hall , too many eyes around... they will start questioning why are they paying me... Can only post from my PDA , thats kinda slow..

print out pages from newspaper. from notepad. evryone else will think it is work...

[2uk]

join tpd

We work in a Hall , too many eyes around... they will start questioning why are they paying me... Can only post from my PDA , thats kinda slow..

[BrilloPad]

Please give some ideas - I ve been so utterly bored recently – I can hardly keep myself awake in front of the monitor… Been lagged into permie’s tempo of work and feeling like the time has stopped…

read the joke thread.
find a forum for the cuk holiday.

[BrilloPad]

Please give some ideas - I ve been so utterly bored recently – I can hardly keep myself awake in front of the monitor… Been lagged into permie’s tempo of work and feeling like the time has stopped…

join tpd

[2uk]

Please give some ideas - I ve been so utterly bored recently – I can hardly keep myself awake in front of the monitor… Been lagged into permie’s tempo of work and feeling like the time has stopped…