Squirrel Poem

[Denny]

There was an old woman called Denny
Who offered "pegging" for a penny
The first was Troll
She used a large plastic ball
But he was only the first of many

Can you rhyme in algorithms?

[AtW]

ATW squirrel climbs a tree
To say hello to a bumble bee,
Squeeky squeek, buzz buzz buzz,
But nick my nuts and I’ll call the fuzz

Buzz off, flee, you fuzzy tailed rat,
Or you’ll make a handy front door mat,
But I thought you were as sweet as honey,
All bizzy and buzzy on days so sunny.

Down he climbs to count his nuts
and checks the news for some tax cuts
Not a chance, his nuts are less
Gordo bee’s got him in a mess

He seeks for Sas, his geeky mate
To calculate a higher rate,
Mal, oh Mal, what can I do?
Join PCG before it’s all too late.

I even forgave you usage of ATW

[oracleslave]

There was an old woman called Denny
Who offered "pegging" for a penny
The first was Troll
She used a large plastic ball
But he was only the first of many

[sasguru]

There was an old woman called Denny
Who offered "pegging" for a penny
The first was Troll
She used a large plastic ball
But he was only the first of many

[MrRobin]

Hey a poem on here that rhymes! My kind of poetry!

[Ardesco]

Don't give up your day job....

[Pondlife]

Way too much free time.

[Denny]

ATW squirrel climbs a tree
To say hello to a bumble bee,
Squeeky squeek, buzz buzz buzz,
But nick my nuts and I’ll call the fuzz

Buzz off, flee, you fuzzy tailed rat,
Or you’ll make a handy front door mat,
But I thought you were as sweet as honey,
All bizzy and buzzy on days so sunny.

Down he climbs to count his nuts
and checks the news for some tax cuts
Not a chance, his nuts are less
Gordo bee’s got him in a mess

He seeks for Sas, his geeky mate
To calculate a higher rate,
Mal, oh Mal, what can I do?
Join PCG before it’s all too late.