Reply to: Best excuse to use for working from home

[Spacecadet]

i wish I had stayed at home today, flight was 2 and a half hours late

Back home on wednesday, rest of the week i'm working from home

[OrangeHopper]

I'm staying home today so I can actually get some work done.

[Jog On]

There's a chapter in this book dedicated to this topic.

[hyperD]

Just say you've come back from a holiday in Congo and you are displaying the following symptoms:

Diarrhea, dark and bloody feces, vomiting blood, red eyes due to distention and hemorrhage of sclerotic arterioles, petechia, maculopapular rash, and purpura, hypotension, hypovolemia, tachycardia, organ damage due to disseminated systemic necrosis, and proteinuria.

But being a contractor, you're quite happy to come in as always.

[Spacecadet]

"The wife needs a good seeing to and I'll need a lie in after that"

au pair

[Peter Loew]

Was he any good?

Haha, SHE was great, yeah!

[DimPrawn]

"Every trip to/from the office creates 14kg of Carbon and January was already the warmest on record. You wouldn't want a tropical spring time would you?"

[SallyAnne]

Already done the plumber

Was he any good?

[Xenophon]

leprosy.

[lilelvis2000]

"I'm tired of the commute and am looking for something closer to home. "

Too blunt....perhaps. But then my client was desperate.

[tay]

"The wife needs a good seeing to and I'll need a lie in after that"

Wimp

[oracleslave]

Need something fresh and new!
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"The wife needs a good seeing to and I'll need a lie in after that"

[SueEllen]

Just get a contract where the client expects you to be working from home the majority of the time.

Anyway there are loads of deliveries of bulky furniture you can have i.e. sofas, wardrobes, fridges, washing machines, freezers, tumble dryers.....

[realityhack]

Yep.

Or 'I'll not be on site tomorrow, is there anything particularly urgent you need delegating?".

[Ruprect]

"I will be working from home tomorrow".

HTH