Best excuse to use for working from home

[Peter Loew]

Was he any good?

Haha, SHE was great, yeah!

[Spacecadet]

"The wife needs a good seeing to and I'll need a lie in after that"

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[hyperD]

Just say you've come back from a holiday in Congo and you are displaying the following symptoms:

Diarrhea, dark and bloody feces, vomiting blood, red eyes due to distention and hemorrhage of sclerotic arterioles, petechia, maculopapular rash, and purpura, hypotension, hypovolemia, tachycardia, organ damage due to disseminated systemic necrosis, and proteinuria.

But being a contractor, you're quite happy to come in as always.

[Jog On]

There's a chapter in this book dedicated to this topic.

[OrangeHopper]

I'm staying home today so I can actually get some work done.

[Spacecadet]

i wish I had stayed at home today, flight was 2 and a half hours late

Back home on wednesday, rest of the week i'm working from home