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There is a Russian chap based in the midlands who specialises in squirrel roadkill. He's your man.
Art imitating life!
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I would just tell my butler to go and buy a new wheel and replace the old one. Job done.
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I suggest squashing a squirrel under each of your other three wheels to balance things out.
HTH
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Pay a kid a fiver.
They always want money for cleaning cars and some of them are very diligent.
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Need help removing a squirrel
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Whats the best way to safely remove a squirrel from the tread of the wheels of my Hyundai ?
I am worried that my road grip may be affected every time his little remains whiz round into contact with the road. I am particulary irritated by the click click click click noise every time his fluffy tail hits the wheel arch. Are there any squirrel experts, possibly of Eastern European extraction, who can help ?
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