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Previously on "I think I have infiltrated Al Queda"
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Has Al Qaida changed their name? Al Qauda sounds like some type of wrap sandwich.
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They don't bother collecting them sometimes. I flogged my cable modem after NTL showed no interest in coming and picking it up.Originally posted by zeitghostI was under the impression that the cable box belonged to the cable company...
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Yes you are right.Originally posted by zeitghostI was under the impression that the cable box belonged to the cable company...
So we can either nark him for handling stolen goods or for making a bomb.
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Do you think they get all excited when Venus pops into the sky early evening?... And then all groan as it gets proper dark.When There is a single star in the sky, straight away the path of forgiveness will close
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"When There is a single star in the sky,straight away the path of forgiveness will close"
That's me sorted then. It's always pi55ing down where I live so there is never one star in the sky. There is actually no stars in the sky ever as far as I can tell.
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Seems like typical load of Muslim bollox to me. Signs of independent intelligence completely absent. How can anyone not despise "thinking" like that?
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So was the cable companyOriginally posted by zeitghostI was under the impression that the cable box belonged to the cable company...


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Only if you have iTunes:Originally posted by crack_ho View PostI sold a cable box. Can you make a bomb from a Telewest Cable box?
iTunes EULA “You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.”
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yes, it's called an acrostic. Charles Dodgson used them a lotOriginally posted by gingerjedi View PostCant you see it?
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Its code... very tricky these 'tourists'.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostDeat to the infadels?
Can't you spell?
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostCant you see it?
D...e...a...t...t
Is deat worse than death?
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Agree - it's the terrorist al queda connection I'm getting at - why jump from religious, to therefore must be terrorist. Say's it all about people's perceptions of Islam, and why most muslims feel isolated and under attack - most people think they're all terrorists anyway.Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostThey all are the same - no difference whatsoever.
Fundamentalists are basically not promoting the religion - they're promoting their view of the their religion as the correct view.
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