Well either way you're shafted.
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Wouldn't work for me - the amount of chilli I eat dictates the frequency with which I rest upon the throne.Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostNo, those are what you get when you've been here
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostOr Gomorrahoids maybe.
No, those are what you get when you've been here
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Or Gomorrahoids maybe.Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostI think being Gomorrah'erd is what you get when you've been Sodom'd
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI heard about Sodom and Gomorrah when I was a kid in Sunday school and I always thought 'Great the bad guys got it', of course now that I am grown up I am quite fond of the old 'Sodom activity' now and then.
The problem is this, I dont think I ever got Gomorrah'erd. What the f*** do you have to do to get a good gomorrahing ? does it hurt, what implements or oils do you need?
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I think being Gomorrah'erd is what you get when you've been Sodom'd
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Just go back and see the priest and say you're ready for his second lesson.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI heard about Sodom and Gomorrah when I was a kid in Sunday school.
The problem is this, I dont think I ever got Gomorrah'erd.
HTH
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Am I missing out ?
I heard about Sodom and Gomorrah when I was a kid in Sunday school and I always thought 'Great the bad guys got it', of course now that I am grown up I am quite fond of the old 'Sodom activity' now and then.
The problem is this, I dont think I ever got Gomorrah'erd. What the f*** do you have to do to get a good gomorrahing ? does it hurt, what implements or oils do you need?
puzzled of Perivale
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